On 2006-05-31 07:44:00, Dysfunktionjunktion wrote:
"I OWN this thread and only I am allowed to claim it as MY LIFE. Anyone who disagrees with me or Deborah (she is my Assistant)is known as KARENINDALLAS. There are no other people who would DARE to disagree with me, so they are ALL my one troll who I have named KareninDallas. Only Deborah, RobertBruce and I are allowed to insult people and claim to be omnipotent on matters HLA related (and in my case, on ALL programs).
Do not cross me, or you too will be named KareninDallas. Deborah and I will expose you and punish you.
I have a life. It is fornits. I am a mental health professional and I RULE this forum."
Dysfunktionjunktion-- what about the rest of us: the Carlsbrook mom, me (Ottawa) and the dozens of others who the original,unimproved DJ has insulted?
Insulted, and I might add, threatened and pontificated against with his repetitious straw-men-oh-so-superior arguments?
Don't we get special-DJ-troll status too, even a disturbed person like DJ must realize that his trool is really different people. I mean maybe only a handful of people on this earth would dare defy somebody as brilliant as him, but that's still more than just one isn't it?
Now my post will very likely to elicit two things:
1) Deb (that old lard-laden Southern biscuit) will lumber in, painstakingly trying to sound like she's got a clue. Probably she'll start going on about IP addresses (presumably procured through some unimaginable act or other from Antigen/Eudora).
Or maybe a li'l rant about how many posts various people have made (which for any of these web rats is really like the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?)
2) Robert will say something unintelligible and/or inane.
3) DJ (or perhaps a convenient and sudden anon) will start posting IP addresses, phone numbers and satellite maps of people's houses. Cuz everybody here knows that's cool, original and scary.
Oh well.
One is struck by how nothing changes here, the same arguments, the same outcomes, the same stale old one-note-piano regulars. You only really see it in true perspective by going away for some time and coming back to it.
Hence people like DJ and Deb have no perspective at all.
But getting back to you Dysfunktionjunktion: looking through your early posts: cudos on the priceless satire about DJ as the unappreciated counselor who loved his little charges so much that HLA ditched him.
I also noticed that especially when you first appeared on the scene the real DJ would always get real scarce real fast. Like right off the thread and on to another.
Not even an attempt at refutation except of course through his minions.
What's that about? It isn't like Steve can usually refrain from some specious insult when crossed at all. And you've crossed him real good.
So is it just that he knows it's pretty hopeless to fight back against well-done satire?
Or is there something that he thinks you're holding back in your satire of him that scares the bejeezus out of him and runs him off when you appear on the scene?
I'll be checkin' out now (those of us with lives must, you know) but definitely will be checkin' in in the future for Dysfunktion's next episode!
:cry2:
