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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2006, 09:49:00 AM »
When you have an appointment to see a shrink today (11:00am 4/27/2006) because you found these sites only yesterday and the flood of surpressed 17 year old memories has made you feel like you are losing your mind!!!!!! And I thought all those panic attacks were from genetically passed down depression/anxiety. What the Fuck!!!!!
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2006, 10:53:00 PM »
Betloops omfg...just try explaining standing for hours with your nose stuck to the back of somebody else's hair and your right arm numb if you're an oldcomer, left arm numb if you're a newcomer and trying not to pass out...

Motivating???  There was this dude in Atl who would make his face trun red and the staff loved it until he passed out and went into convulsions in group from doing it...
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2006, 10:55:00 PM »
Or every time you poop, you stop to think how nice it is not to have to ask for permission to wipe your ass...
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2006, 08:15:00 PM »
Or every time you poop, you stop to think how nice it is not to have to ask for permission to wipe your ass

another good one....hip
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2006, 12:51:00 PM »
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On 2006-04-26 16:30:00, Anonymous wrote:

"you give your shrink advise."


Nice! I knew there was something weird when this would happen. That's always been my que to stop going imediately.
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You know you're a straightling when...
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2006, 02:24:44 AM »
Someone is trying to explain, and train a new job to you and they start out by saying something like, "the first step is to..." ; and you do not return to the new job the next day to face that same person....lol :rofl:
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2006, 10:12:40 AM »
When you stare at a door for hours, open the door and get excited.
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2006, 10:13:01 AM »
Quote from: ""Frank Discussion""


i want one!!!
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2006, 10:13:30 AM »
Your prefer jail time to rehab!
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2006, 12:39:13 PM »
When your girlfriend is giving you head, you realize that it is because she likes you, not for a drink of water.   :P
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2006, 01:03:02 PM »
Quote from: ""Frank Discussion""
Anytime someone uses the phrase "u need to"


ditto
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2006, 03:20:13 PM »
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yeah, when you go to an office and the receptionist says "have a seat"  :eek:


everyone thinks i'm a sociopath when i give the receptionist a dirty look, sit on the coffee table, or amble around aimlessly. it is more entertaining the more controlling they try to get.
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You know you're a straightling when.....
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2006, 09:20:14 PM »
When you pull up next to a car with a depressed teenager in the back seat and you get prepared to help him/her escape.
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« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2006, 01:01:06 PM »
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When your girlfriend is giving you head, you realize that it is because she likes you, not for a drink of water.   :P


haha, that is a good one.  Yeah, my gf drinks my cum like water.  Guess she would have been real popular with staff if she was in straight.
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when Miller Newton touches your junk liberally
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2006, 08:41:19 PM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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