On 2006-04-15 22:22:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"The food tastes like shit. Go to a good indo take away or get some good paki curry. Everything that people say to you is personal. Whether it is constructive criticism or not will determine whether it cam from and asshole or not.
----Bill Warbis
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I second that motion.
You can,however,go to a supermarket and find pre made international foods that are quite good,and I usually steer towards the Indian/Paki stuff.
Dont be fooled by what Englanders call "sausage",its in fact just bread soaked in pork fat and stuffed in to a sausage casing.
There are shops that sell sandwiches and "pasties",cheap small meat pies.
And dont be fooled by "English Breakfast",because usually it is a VERY HARD bread roll with butter,served with a dish of jelly that has been in the fridge so long it has formed a 1/4 inch thick skin.
If you want a proper English Breakfast then you had better state that point clearly and be ready to hand over a lot of money for it.
I survive on the cheapest food in England,Spighettios and 9p Beans at Budgins Best Supermarket.
Warning!The Low Fat Milk has a red cap,and the Full Milk has a blue cap,and "Double Cream" is much to thick to put in your coffee,you should buy "Single Cream" for coffee.
Englanders soap up their dishes,but never rinse ANY of the soap off before drying,so you had better rinse them your self or you will have a case of the shits like you wont believe.
Englanders dont like showers,so all the bath tubs have only hot/cold spigots,but they are a foot apart,so you cant blend warm water,so it is impossible to rinse the soap out of your hair with warm water.
Go to Germany if you want to be treated warmly,Brits are so uptight and constipated all the time,and Im talking about my friends.