I cannot believe that I, Michelicious, is actually posting this... Oh well, I believe the words are ... "there is a first time for everything dahlin'"
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, ve call it a grass sandwich too, but ve usually put more meat in it."
And knowing me, I'll probably go searching for a pic of a 'grass sandwish'! Ten to one, someone beats me at it... (grumble, g
