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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2006, 11:35:00 PM »
Q. What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?

A. "Steal a chicken"
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2006, 11:36:00 PM »
Q. Why doesnt Mexico have a olympic team?

A. Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2006, 11:40:00 PM »
Fucking asshole- you're gonna run people off the board with that stupid crap!
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2006, 11:42:00 PM »
How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?
Throw a dollar in it.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application!!!  :rofl:
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2006, 11:44:00 PM »
Q. Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Education and Sex Education on the same day?

A. Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2006, 11:46:00 PM »
Q. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

A. They don't work in the future, either.
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2006, 11:47:00 PM »
Dude, you are ~so not funny! :roll:
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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2006, 11:48:00 PM »
Q. Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut?

A. A Frito Lay.
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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2006, 12:20:00 AM »
Q. Where do you hide a mexicans food stamps so he'll never find them?


A. Under his work boots.
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2006, 12:24:00 AM »
Q. What kind of kid does a mexican and a niger mix create.

A.  A kid that's too lazy to steal.
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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2006, 01:45:00 AM »
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A. No one knows cause it has never been done.
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« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2006, 08:10:00 AM »
Hmmmm. I guess we'll chalk it up to yet another ignorant asshole who blames foreigners for our domestic issues.  Or maybe you're still pissed some Mexican took your job at McDonalds' away from you. You are obviously not savvy in anything other than Wonder Bread to even uphold a debate in domestic policy and international relations, let alone our own convenient lapses in democratic processes.

Whatever. Will you take fries with that?
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2006, 08:29:00 AM »
Fries? I think I'll stick with the Wonder Bread.
Maybe it will help you "wonder away" :razz:
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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2006, 08:30:00 AM »
You sound like a pretty intelligent person so that makes the prospect of what I'm about to do even more unpleasant to me. But due to the terrible economy, we are going to have to let you go. Now get the fuck out of here.
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« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2006, 08:31:00 AM »
Damn it. That was to the anon before you, anon.
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