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« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2006, 07:52:00 AM »
Personally, I prefer Merlot.

And it's probably better to refrain from a large meal anyway as you will be feeling quite stuffed soon enough.
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« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2006, 08:28:00 AM »
Oh, the joys of post college sex...  No one handing you a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash whispering, "So Muffy, what do you say we go upstairs so I can fuck you up the ass?"
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« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2006, 06:17:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-16 05:28:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh, the joys of post college sex...  No one handing you a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash whispering, "So Muffy, what do you say we go upstairs so I can fuck you up the ass?""


"And then when you leave, I'll fuck my frat brother up the ass, and call it 'hazing'."

Actually, the homoerotic stuff is apparently much rarer now than it was in the 50s and 60s, (key word being apparently) but there is some really great gay porn of guys giving their firsthand accounts of their experiences during hell week. Funny you mention hot dogs,  because they were involved somehow.

Ooooh to be a fly on the wall during those salad days. (tossed salad.)
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« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2006, 06:42:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-15 20:31:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Web,

I never thought in a million years I would try anal, but it's fun to mix it up a bit. At the right time, with the right person, in the right mood. I knew it was something my boyfriend wanted to try, and one day, when he was really, really good, I decided to give him this gift without him asking for it.  It was fun to know before he knew, ratcheting up the whole anticipation factor and knowing how climatic it would be.  And sometimes, it just plays into the whole total domination/submission fantasy.  I think also, he knew it was one thing I had never done before, and in that sense, he was my "first."  Which was fun for both of us. "


After I heard Dr. Drew talk about how anal sex can ruin the muscles and eventually cause one to not have the ability to hold in bowel movements I pretty much made up my mind I'm not interested.

Last night I learned what "a pink sock" is. I must be getting old. Anyways, I read that a pink sock is having one's butt hole come out after too much anal sex. Ouch.
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« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2006, 07:20:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-16 05:28:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh, the joys of post college sex...  No one handing you a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash whispering, "So Muffy, what do you say we go upstairs so I can fuck you up the ass?""


Oh, the joys of college sex... when all you have to do is hand a girl a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash (for the record, beta's are little bitches) and whisper "so, can I fuck you in the ass?" if you want to get laid.



And for the record, as much fun as I think anal sex is, I think I have it once for every 100 or so times I stick it in the other hole.
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« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2006, 08:35:00 PM »
Sorry, please, please haze this sucker.
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« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2006, 08:47:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-16 17:35:00, shanlea wrote:

"Sorry, please, please haze this sucker."


You know, for as much as I hated frat boys during my college days, I think those guys are totally hot now, with their young muscley bods, their cute butts, their out of style stone wash jeans and white baseball caps with their frat letters on them. It just makes me want to get them naked and cane the shit out of their round bubble ass while they whimper "thank you sir, may I have another?"

Too bad they aren't into barrel-shaped dudes such as myself. They mostly only like guys that are as muscley as themselves. (Maybe I'll just have to blindfold them.)

And hell, I'm not even a top, but I'm willing to switch for one of those little fuckers. I can practice my forehand.

hot hot HOT!
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« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2006, 10:40:00 PM »
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"Sorry, please, please haze this sucker."


Shanlea, don't be jealous because you have as much sex in a year as I do in a week.
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« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2006, 10:42:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-16 04:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Personally, I prefer Merlot.



And it's probably better to refrain from a large meal anyway as you will be feeling quite stuffed soon enough. "


Merlot will only get you in the front door. If you want to pull a little B&E through the back door, you'll have to break out the cabernet. Or perhaps a little port. Port will get the asshole puckered. [ This Message was edited by: dniceo7 on 2006-03-16 19:42 ]
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« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2011, 10:48:46 AM »
I guess I deserved your snarky comment because I was an ass. It's that female thing of reacting against another guy  on the make toward drunken college girls.  Many of my friends had a lot of bad experiences in college... It's just one of those areas where men and women are different. I'll just eat humble pie on this one.

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