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Offline Froderik

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Re: Psychic Experiment Redux
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2008, 11:37:02 AM »
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Due to the fantastic success of the first Red Temple Labs (A division of the Red Temple Cult) psychic experiment, we are calling for a second round of psychic energy projected in concert from the minds of Straight Survivors and other intersted parties against the psyche and being of Virgil Miller "Fr. Cassian" Newton.

The planned excercise in psychic warfare will commence at 12:00 AM (Eastern time) this Thursday, the 23rd of February.

The success of the first such event was amazing, with bankruptcy courts, hemmorhoidal pain, new abuse lawsuits against Virgil, and other effects which will remain confidential for the time being.  Rest assured, Miller Newton felt your psychic energy and was negatively affected.

Like the last time, we suggest you partake in drugs, ritual sex acts, or other forms of meditation prior to the expirament, in order to help focus the psychic energy for the purpose of destroying Miller Newton.  As before, picture him writhing in pain from various tortures, use your imagination.  However, Red Temple Labs suggests some of the following:  Miller Newton being devoured by wild animals, such as cats or birds ripping his flesh and eyes, Miller Newton drowning, or Miller Newton falling and sustaining an injury.  The reasons for these particular thoughtforms is that they have a place in the collective psyche, the racial consciousness shared by us all:  when we were prehuman lemur-like mammals, yet to evolve to our present form, our primary enemies were birds, cats, or reptiles, and falling or immersion in deep water meant certain death.  It is felt that the use of these particular thoughtforms as psychic weapons will provide the most devastating psychic attack on Virgil Miller Newton.  

Once again, your participation in the current psychic experiment is requested at 12:00 AM Eastern time Thursday, February 23rd.  Thank you.
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Re: Psychic Experiment Redux
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2011, 11:05:25 AM »
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Re: Psychic Experiment Redux
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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2011, 10:17:35 PM »
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