I too was in love with Angelique, the evil but beautiful witch on Dark Shadows. It was scary to feel helplessly attracted to such a diabolical lady. One of her favorite tricks, when people were trying to exorcise a curse or something, was to make the whole room go up in flames while her tinkling angelic laughter filled the smoky air, as people desperately struggled to escape or put out the fire.
All in all, I guess, it was a little like having a crush on Suzie Connors at the Seed.
(Just kidding, Suzie, if you're out there. You weren't quite THAT bad.)