This is an untitled song by a man named Dick Joslyn, who is a former member of the cult known as Heaven's Gate. He sings it in a documentary about HG that I recently saw.
When I wonder “who is God?” I think of UFOs
If God is even real I don’t think anybody knows
And whether He is in the sky or deep inside of me
Is a subject for debate, along with whether He’s a She.
When I wonder “who is God?” I think of UFOs
Jesus rode a cloud of light, the Bible tells me so
I guess Buddha rode an elephant, and Krsna changed his shape
And if you look back far enough, we’re all descended from an ape
When I wonder “who is God?” and why I am alive
I think these New Age gurus preach a bunch of New Age jive
I’m not knockin’ airy fairies with their crystals on the shelf
Because to tell the honest truth, I don’t know myself
So when I wonder “who is God?” I think of Sigmund Freud
Is God just some big daddy we create to fill a void?
If heaven’s within me, no wonder Satan chose to fall
And I Love Lucy; Herff, he got a bad rap after all
When I wonder “who is God?” I think of UFOs
Look at Virgin Mary, she’s magnetic and she glows!
So why can’t God be E.T. with two pinholes for a nose?
And great big eyes, and greenish skin, and webs between his toes?
In conclusion, let me say, after thinking of it all,
My conclusion is confusion; I can’t conclude at all
But I don’t think I belong here, I’m a lost and lonely pup
So come on God, or Captain Kirk, or Scotty, beam me up!
