I'm thinking about starting a teen treatment center. I'll be sure to only take kids that aren't crazy, you know, I don't wanna deal with ones that need psychiatric care. I'll be cool with them, let them do whatever, get high, fuck each other (I'll provide condoms and birth control), I'll identify known weed dealers so they can be sure to stay away from them, etc. I'll maker sure they have enough food, I figure a cafeteria style buffet or something would be easiest. I'll get the kids Playstations and shit, and the only "rules" would be that they have to be cool and act like they're being "rehabilitated" dureing the couple of hours each month the parents see them. We'l;l charge about 12 grand a month, and will hire a staff of shills to interact with the parents during mandatory parent raps (that are conveniently scheduled, we don't wanna piss the bill payers off too much). I really think this idea will work, and the kids are better off at my rehab than at a WWASP school or some other sick program It'll be like Robin Hood, bilking stupid rich programmie parents out of the cash. We'll even set aside some in a savings account shouold the kids ever feel the need to "cop out", but I don't think they will. We'll encourage them to go to school, but if they feel that their treatment takes precedence over their education, well, we can handle that. I'm serious. If you guys have any suggestions as to locations or other useful suggestions (seriously, I don't wanna read about SIBS, it's funny, I know, the guy who started that joke is one clever SOB, I'll tell ya that, but this is for real) I think that the kidds will be bettrer off, the parents will be deprived of money that would otherwise be spent enriching some child abuser, and we will profit mightily. It's a win-win-win situation. Let me know if you want in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity. If we claim that our staff are graduates of "one of the most rigorous rehabilitation programs ever devised" we wouldn't be lying, now would we?