Ok you little ingester of spunk and dingleberries (by the way, what do toilet paper and the starship enterprize have in common?......they both search around uranus looking for klingons) hahahah, i am ready to fuck you again today. Not too many hot peppers for you today because my stomach hurts from thai food last night. Today we are going to make a sandwich with your body. Again the wet rawhide strips are effective and smell great so tie up that lil ho to the big bed. You will need bacon, lettuce, tomato, SMALL amount of peppers( i reccomend varying the type,ie-pablano, cerrano, jalapeno, habanaro) because peppers are very sensuous and when your happy ho licks them they all look different. Just like snowflakes, no two are alike, and the look of the ridges of the peppers sliding in and out of her mouth, with spit all over, beats the fuck out of snowflakes anyway). You will also need vinegar, a little mayo, hot sesame oil, and whatever spices you like on your sandwich. For bread, I reccomend whole wheat ( to hide the juices). The music for this is old fifties songs...like DUKE DUKE DUKE, DUKE OF EARL. Have your chopping board at the bed and cut two perfect pieces of tomato and cover her nipples by an inch or so. Drizzle hot sesame oil over the tomato so it will slowly heat up her breasts as it interacts with the acid from the fruit. This druggie's hair is perfect for the "pepper tree", so hang peppers from her hair, tie knots with her hair around them, so that she looks like a raggedy ann pepper blower. (hahahahahahah) Have your hibachi grill next to the bed, with windows open and fire alarms off, so when you have to cook something like bacon, she can smell the burning meat. NO TALKING. Fry the bacon up and put them in places that look nice on her (a pentagram around the belly button?) Look for that soft innerside thigh as a sexy resting place for a couple of the pieces of meat, and no moving!!! For lettuce you may want to pull out one of her ass cheeks from under her a little, so bacon on one inner thigh only, and bury little pieces of it so it sticks out. Too many great fuckers have ignored the profile of a woman's thigh, and she will feel vulnerable knowing her asshole is now in direct contact with the sheets and her ass itself looks out of contour and proportion which will make her look to you for trust, so throw her a kiss at this point. Toast your bread until nice and warm and place on her upper thighs, so now she is warm on nipple and thigh. Of course you want to liberally spread mayo in and on and in and on and around her pussy, considered sandwich foreplay. Using wasabi mayo is cruel so ask first. Okay here it is..you have to do this fast..restart the radio.....Squirt apple cider vinegar all over her body and go to it. grab the toast and wipe it all over her pussy to get some mayo, swipe the bacon fast, suck the lettuce from under her thigh so she is as spread as she can be tied up than quickly and gently smash each piece of toast and said ingrediants onto the tomatoes on her knockers, and push them together to make your sanwich, wiping up the excess debris. Be a guy, be lazy, enjoy your sandwich, suck and slurp your kick ass blt. When you are done start the music again, she is dripping mayo and cum, and you have to be fast about this, put your train in her tunnel and just get that helmet far enough in to get that " FUCK YEAH, WE ARE FUCKING" feeling and start that rythmic action that can last forever on amphetamines. After five minutes of ramming, in a quick move, grab as many peppers as you can from her hair, crunch them in your hands, and jam them in her mouth and put your hand over her mouth, and fuck her silly until both of you have comed and calmed down. Because of the peppers, your whore will take longer to calm down than you, but she is tied up so you are safe. When she comes down from the pussy and pepper induced frenzy, she will feel so good, she will forget how hot she was, and only than do you untie her. You can reverse the process if you want to be fair, or you can stuff peppers in your own mouth too. I have usually called this the BLT w/ Pork, but am open to new names. ps- the extra vinegar can be used for douche and she may want the bread for her mouth. If she is lazy or parents didnt teach her "douche 101", than you have ass ramming for a "BACK UP", and fun lubricants for that. If your druggie whore gets mad at you while this is going on, leave her tied up and go do bong hits at the neighbor's for awhile. So whore, lets hear one of your fuck stories.
