What the hell is this russia! Im sick of that drunk bastard ted sorry excuse for a human Kennedy actin' like he's the voice of truth when he talks about Bush and iraq. I mean didn't he drown a whore! Hey Ted, shut your martini suckin' yap and go to church and pray God dont let satan stick his pitchfork to far up your ass after ya die from chokin' on a olive ya sucked outa some whores ass crack after a kerry fundraiser. I cant believe people take this guy serious anymore. Listen carefully, HE KILLED A WHORE! He drowned her! Doesn't anybody care. I bet if Iraq was a country of whores he'd be the first one over there tryin' to kill every one of em. It doesn't matter what he does to me anymore because he got off with murder and everybody knows it but yet they still let him slide. You could say to me, "hey Ted Kennedy just gave a million dollars to crippled kids" and I would say, "Thats nice, ya know what else he did, HE DROWNED A WHORE!" "Hey Ted Kennedy just donated a million bucks to a homeless shelter" "Wow no kiddin' HE DROWNED A WHORE TOO!" You can like this commentary or not, but ya gotta face the truth every now and then and the truth is the Whoopie Goldburg show sucks and Ted Kennedy killed a whore! Like a little kid said after he got a game boy on his birthday, "cool a game boy! Hey did ya hear Ted Kennedy killed a whore!"
Larry The Cable Guy