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Offline Mr. Pink's Attorney

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« on: November 27, 2005, 07:13:00 PM »
From the Law Offices of Owl Farm #8
Slaughterhouse #5 Road, Poland, ME

the elan philospohy makes for great ad libbing

Elan Philosophy V.2.4

With eagerness of spirit we shall find doritos through smoking grass with others.

We shall no longer be driven by our gasoline and petroleum products but by clean burning ethanol and hydrogen fuel cells.

No longer dwelling on the movie Apocalyspe Now, we must use the tool of palm-reading psychics to distinguish between what is kosher and what is bacon.

No longer alone within a discarded refrigerator box, we must challenge our feces and the feces of others so as to have peanuts in what is found.

Seeing ourselves in the arab owned gas station of others shall demand change for our $20.

No longer encapsulated in skin, we must now strive towards donated kidneys.

No longer able to urinate, we must now accept responsibility for ourselves and stop blaming it on the dog.

We shall learn by our mistakes and use them to build a strong race war.

We must first attack the niggers upon which all our former beatings were founded and put them in their proper lynchings.
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2005, 08:17:00 PM »
Dude, seriously, thats the BEST shit I've heard in a LONG TIME  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »
With eagerness of spirit we shall find loose change through looking under the couch with others.

We shall no longer be driven by our methamphetamine and pills but by a futile search for god.

No longer dwelling on the toilet bowel, we must use the tool of flushing to distinguish between what is vomit and what is fecal matter.

No longer alone within Marty's teepee, we must challenge our buffalo and the buffalo of others so as to have buttsex in what is found.

Seeing ourselves in the reflection of others shall demand the death penalty.

No longer encapsulated in false hope, we must now strive towards finishing the rest of that bottle of Drano.

No longer able to fit down the chimney, we must now accept responsibility for ourselves and the elves & reindeer. (hohoho!)

We shall learn by our mistakes and use them to build a shelter storng enough to withstand a nuclear winter.

We must first attack the posts upon which all our former mockings of SyN and Art were founded and put them in their proper dildos.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2005, 09:28:00 PM »
Dude, these philosophy's keep gettin better !  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2005, 10:44:00 PM »
xcellent
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2005, 10:35:00 PM »
GIVE ME MORE MOTHER FUCKERS!
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2005, 11:52:00 AM »
With eagerness of Muslims we shall find Allah through knowing Jihad. (Death to America!)

We shall no longer be driven by our Attention Deficit Disorder but by our Xanex and Ritalin.

No longer dwelling on the iron lung, we must use the tool of oxygen to distinguish between what is breathable and what is nerve gas.

No longer alone within our empty warehouse, we must challenge our fear of fire and the fear of fire of others so as to have arson in what is found.

Seeing ourselves in the eyes of the parole board shall demand to be put away for another 10 to 20.

No longer encapsulated in a tiny glass case created for gerbils, we must now strive towards fending off the voles.

No longer able to get into our favorite bars, we must now accept responsibility for distilling our own grain alcohol.

We shall learn by our mistakes and use them to build a strong metal exoskeleton.

We must first attack the ninjas upon which all our former nunchucks were founded upon and put them it in their proper kung-fu.
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2005, 03:38:00 PM »
Excellent  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2005, 03:52:00 PM »
Pink, You know an Alice with your last name from Morristown...Or a Chris from S. Plainfield....or a Rob from Fairlawn????
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2005, 04:29:00 PM »
Pink, lets contract out ::deal::
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 05:17:00 PM »
From the Law Offices of the Dalai Lhama,
PRC Military Sector A5-6 outside of Tibet:


More crazy ad-libs from the mind of Mr. Pink:


With eagerness of spirit we shall find a contract through being loose with others.

We shall no longer be driven by our nachos and cheese dip but by healthy fruits and vegetables.

No longer dwelling on the dead elephant in the room, we must use the tool of blunt shovels to distinguish between what is chunks of intestine and what is valuable ivory.

No longer alone within a within our dumpster, we must challenge our racoons and the racoons of others so as to have a half-eaten meal in what is found.

Seeing ourselves in the eyes of the hell-demon Astaroth shall demand a goat for blood sacrifice.

No longer encapsulated in...uh, capsules, we must now strive towards easier to swallow gel-tabs.

No longer able to blow huge lines of coke, we must now accept responsibility for ourselves and square up with our dealer.

We shall learn by our mistakes and use them to build a strong Iraqi insurgency.

We must first attack the elan staff upon which all our former brainwashings were founded and put them in their proper jail cells.


-Mr. Pink's Attorney
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2005, 06:45:00 PM »
Quality ad-lib! :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2005, 12:30:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-14 14:17:00, Mr. Pink's Attorney wrote:

"From the Law Offices of the Dalai Lhama,

PRC Military Sector A5-6 outside of Tibet:





More crazy ad-libs from the mind of Mr. Pink:





With eagerness of spirit we shall find a contract through being loose with others.



We shall no longer be driven by our nachos and cheese dip but by healthy fruits and vegetables.



No longer dwelling on the dead elephant in the room, we must use the tool of blunt shovels to distinguish between what is chunks of intestine and what is valuable ivory.



No longer alone within a within our dumpster, we must challenge our racoons and the racoons of others so as to have a half-eaten meal in what is found.



Seeing ourselves in the eyes of the hell-demon Astaroth shall demand a goat for blood sacrifice.



No longer encapsulated in...uh, capsules, we must now strive towards easier to swallow gel-tabs.



No longer able to blow huge lines of coke, we must now accept responsibility for ourselves and square up with our dealer.



We shall learn by our mistakes and use them to build a strong Iraqi insurgency.



We must first attack the elan staff upon which all our former brainwashings were founded and put them in their proper jail cells.





-Mr. Pink's Attorney ::rocker::

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:nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2005, 04:06:00 AM »
Okay that last one kinda sucked. The rest were hilarious though. Dont poop out on us now Attny.
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