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« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2005, 08:44:00 AM »
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« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2005, 01:54:00 PM »
Too much fun? What do you mean? How is that possible? What an odd concept....

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
--Denis Diderot, French encyclopedist

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« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2005, 03:17:00 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2005, 11:35:00 PM »
Using a moist paper towel, wipe off outer coating of oxycontin tablet.

Crush oxycontin tablet into fine powder.  The capped plunger end of a syringe works well for this.

Add 1cc of water to spoon, covering powdered oxycontin.

Heat mixture slowly, taking care not to boil it.

Draw liquid into syringe through cotton filter.

For extra fun, add a lil bit of cocaine to the mix, you can shoot the contents of the syringe into a separate spoon and add the cocaine directly.  No need to cook the coke, but you should use a fliter to draw the oxy/coke mix into your syringe.

Find a vein, tie off, inject, and ENJOY!!!
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« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2006, 05:41:00 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2006, 05:51:00 PM »
Anyone got a quick, easy fool-proof recipe for cooking pot that ends up tasting relatively palatable?
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« Reply #51 on: January 14, 2006, 05:56:00 PM »
Add some fresh, squishy dogshit to whatever dish it is that you are making.  :lol:
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« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2006, 07:27:00 PM »
This is something I made up out of whole cloth when I was very young and had a double dinner date with my roomie.

Cherry Tongueasm:

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Cheapest sponge cake you can find at Winn-Dixie
Can of Comstock Cherry Pie Filling
Half pint of whipping cream (full pint for twice the fun)
Couple of egg whites.
Custard from leftover egg yolks if you know how to do that, otherwise just treat the dog or cat.

Prcs:
Assemble like Baked Alaska, w/o about half the freezer time. Broil like Baked Alaska.

Sloe Comfortable Screw:
3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka

I can't say enough for this recipe. I wound up marrying the other half of the double date. See, my date was about like Kelso on That 70's Show. The other guy? Well, he was my boss; night manager at Scrubway. I set him up w/ my very easy roomate in order to stave off temptation. See, she was an old school friend of mine. We met, by chance, in a low rent appt complex in Wilton Mannors and were kicked out at the same time. I had resolved to just quit men till I could cover rent, clothing, groceries and daycare and diapers for my daughter. Seemed like a good plan at the time.

Wanna hear God laugh? Tell him your plans!

When an innocent Californian millionaire gets killed by a drug squad
trying to seize his house with a bogus search warrant, people better ask themselves if they really want to turn their cops into money-makers.
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« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2006, 04:35:00 PM »
No, no, you pour it into your date.

Hmm, assemblage. Let's see if I can remember. We sliced the sponge cake in half, poured abut half the cherry filling on it, covered w/ some whipped cream, replaced top half of cake, more cherries (but not all the juice) Put that in the freezer for a short time, then top w/ the meringue and put it under the broiler till the piques are brown and lovely. Drizzle the red cherry joice over that for dramatic effect. You really could use some hard liquore and torch it, too.

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« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2006, 09:22:00 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2006, 03:41:00 PM »
Yeah, this place really is a natural meat market, isn't it?

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« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2006, 06:40:00 PM »
take someone that is confused, rattled, unsure of stuff, throw them in the mix until it is too hot and they explode. simmer on low for many years, and throw in the occasional highs and lows. when they seem just about to pop they are ready for what was intended for them. let cool before eating.
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« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2006, 08:54:00 PM »
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On 2006-01-16 12:41:00, Antigen wrote:

"Yeah, this place really is a natural meat market, isn't it?

 ::bwahaha::  ::bwahaha:: ::argue::  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
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