From the Law Offices of Pablo Escobar
788 Cartel Dirt Road, Medellion, Columbia:
My client poses you a question, asking if you would like to wager money on that statement. While cociane never seemed to be my clients fixation, he assures you that he has sufflagated some rather high quality product in his travels, and also is pleased that it can still be aquired.
(hit me up, i'll sell you my Porsche for an 8 ball!)
-Mr. Pink's Attorney