From the Law Offices of Lawyers on LSD:
Haight Ashbury, Calif.:
At last I have recieved word from Mr. Pink, who, despite running dangerously low on MRE's and desalinization tablets, continues somehow, to accumulate surpluses of lysergic acid and raw speed. Needless to say, this is a tedious balance at best, and despite his having the constitution of a pack mule and the diamond clear vision of Col. Kurtz - a man must eat sometime.
My client, possibly delerious, rambled on about pursuing Osama Bin Laden through the caves of Tora Bora armed only with his famous shotgun and his signature pithy wit. I have asked Central Intelligence to keep an eye on him, but they flatly refused, citing an unpaid debt for reams of sattelite imagery requested by Mr. Pink several months ago to assist in his overwrought plan to systematically loot the remnants of a flooded New Orleans.
If you have any personal or business connection with Mister Pink, now would be the time to let him know how you truly felt about him, or to sue him for breach of contract.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney
