Make 'em like Barbie dolls with tons of accessories, and then use WWASP marketing techniques to make families think they can't live without them!
-a Parent Handbook: rule #1- The program is always right. rule #2- In the rare circumstance that #1 doesn't apply, the teen is lying. etc....
-a fat stack of reproducible essays
-Krazy Kash for referrals
-White out pens to change the contracts to 3 years
-Grey wigs- you're not a program bigwig without one!
-Plus size ladies Bad Santa lingerie for Lichfield
-Baby troll: a baby whose first words include "in my experience", "don't talk to me, you're non-working", and "I'm telling on you to earn points!"
-WWASPland game: earn points to get yourself home by finding adjectives for your magical child contract, narcing off friends, and other programmee behaviors. If you turn 18 and run out of time, start over as a homeless bum with an exit plan and no clothing or food.
-a medicine cabinet full of all the psychotropic goodies fed to all program kids