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So you think you can handle my man?
« on: October 01, 2006, 10:23:52 PM »
listen up buttercup....you think you can come between us....it will NEVER happen! your slutty ass just pops out of thin air because some crackhead friend introduced you to him and you think you have a future with MY MAN....(now i know the CL community is going to give me hell) but i want you to know that you are a temporary fix and you are on your way OUT baby girl....so go and get your cheap ass Parrot Bay and Melon Moonshine, and x-pills -drinks that I spit in by the way and lay your head on the mattress that i pissed on and clean his house so that all is nice for me when i move back home, he talks shitty about you about how stupid you are, and that he is "pimping" you... yet you told me that he has only said good things about me???....and yes if i wanted to i could move back in today - it's true, he even said it when i spoke to him today...do you really think that he is not still in love with me? he has confessed his love for me more in the last 48 hours than he has in months....you are NEVER going to win him over in 3 weeks---- i have hundreds of weeks invested and am in for the longest haul....and in the event that all else fails...i will fight you for him...winner takes all?
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 10:50:52 PM »
HAhhhaaa, I hope this a troll and not some ill-esteemed woman....

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 10:59:40 PM »
It's ME you cunt. Fuck off!
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006, 12:28:54 AM »
Dayuuum!
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2006, 08:23:23 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 08:28:56 AM »
From Nailbomb to who?  This is all very intriguing.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 02:15:14 PM »
yippety yap bitch. i don't have that itch. seems to me your dog is free. maybe you should put a nametag on him. heh heh. put a satchip in him and track him around like all the dumbasses whose dogs would never come back to them if they were free. and while you're biting your fleas, take note of the chain that holds you. how you gonna break that with your k9s? you're not. bite the hand that feeds you next time the door opens and make a run for it, you sorry-ass domesticated sucker.

~A. BITCH
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 02:50:06 PM »
Ummmm, ok.  Trouble in paradies huh?
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 04:19:22 PM »
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yippety yap bitch. i don't have that itch. seems to me your dog is free. maybe you should put a nametag on him. heh heh. put a satchip in him and track him around like all the dumbasses whose dogs would never come back to them if they were free. and while you're biting your fleas, take note of the chain that holds you. how you gonna break that with your k9s? you're not. bite the hand that feeds you next time the door opens and make a run for it, you sorry-ass domesticated sucker.

~A. BITCH

Wow, that's some wild shit there! Who'd a thought that my cut-and-paste from Craigslist (which is the OP of this thread) would have inspired a gem like this? I oughtta do that more often.  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 04:32:02 PM »
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From Nailbomb to you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-WBxeihyZs


wow- that was a shitty song
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2006, 11:08:23 PM »
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