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« on: November 01, 2005, 01:58:00 PM »
I've heard about that shit before, but rape is different. i think pete was and is now a douche bag, but i missed out on all those fab sex abuse groups so i wouldnt know...... fuck it though PETE IS A SISTERFUCKER AS WELL AS A MOTHER AND BROTHER FUCKER!!!!!

COME GET ME.  HAHA = 0
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 06:37:00 PM »
Go fuck yourself asswipe. Leave Pete alone.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 11:02:00 PM »
So now your Pete's buddy,give me a break. I hope your laughing at this shit Pete,I know I am.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 08:00:00 AM »
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On 2005-11-01 20:02:00, xres8182 wrote:

"So now your Pete's buddy,give me a break. I hope your laughing at this shit Pete,I know I am."


Just goes to show you how blind and how much of a clue that you DON'T KNOW what goes on at this forum. Yes Jimmy I am Pete's buddy, why don't you email Pete and ask him?

You have no clue about what goes on here. Blind sided fool, sit down and continue to be stupid.
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 10:55:00 AM »
Dude,I doubt you are anybodys "buddy".Your right about one thing,I don't know everything that goes on here but I don't really give a shit.
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 06:32:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-02 07:55:00, xres8182 wrote:

"Dude,I doubt you are anybodys "buddy".Your right about one thing,I don't know everything that goes on here but I don't really give a shit."


You probably are the author of this fucked up topic. I guess we can call you  " Jimmy two face"
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 07:03:00 PM »
The author of this topic is most likely someone who was in elan with Pete. I don't believe any of it.
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2005, 12:17:00 PM »
All in all you're just another dick with no balls-Pink Floyd :wave:
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2005, 12:18:00 PM »
He parked the beef bus in tuna town :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2005, 12:22:00 PM »
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 12:23:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-03 07:24:00, artman11111 wrote:

"i dunno man .. been my experience here that Jimmy always signs on with a sn.. unlike yourself nazi,reporter or a host of anons that you use regularly.

The idea that Peter (or anyone else) would be your friend runs a shiver up my spine. (something you dont posess)

Your one sick puppy

bullshit or not your credibility is hovering just below zero"


Well one thing is for sure, I don't have invisible friends unlike you Arthur.
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2005, 12:25:00 PM »
You should also talk about yourself being the sick puppy. It was not long ago where you had an open invitation to al to come play with your testicles under your desk. That bar far is the sickest thing said here yet, and it was said by YOU.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2005, 12:29:00 PM »
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
 :scared:  :wave:
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2005, 12:34:00 PM »
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me

I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina

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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2005, 03:01:00 PM »
It's better to be SILENT and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
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