The S.N.A.F.U. Principle
From a World War II Army acronym for "Situation Normal, All F*cked Up". "True communication is possible only between equals, because inferiors are more consistently rewarded for telling their superiors pleasant lies than for telling the truth." A central tenet of Discordianism, often invoked by hackers to explain why authoritarian hierarchies screw up so reliably and systematically. The effect of the SNAFU Principle is a progressive disconnection of decision-makers from reality.
Once upon a time, during the school year, some number of phasers were allowed* to have morning rap out in the back field instead of in the building. This was a big deal, or at least they played it for all it was worth. So we did the rap. I can't remember the content. It was, except for the blinding sunshine and the winsome sight of I-75 leading northward and away, probably typically mundane, idiotic bullshit.
When we got back inside, naturally they instructed us to talk about how wonderful it was. And it was! Once the blindness started to pass, it was absolutely fantastic to be out in the sun and fresh air! I never thought I'd be so happy to see and feel the sand and ants and flies an stickers.
None the less, it backfired. And that was sweeter still. Every damned one of us had been kept indoors for so long that even an hour or two of Florida sunshine left us severely burned. Some of us had blisters. And that li'll reality check lingered, painfully and undeniably for a week or more afterward.
Oh, it was
so worth it! I was one of the fairest skinned ppl there, being primarily Irish and German by blood. Damn, that hurt! But it was soooo enjoyable seeing that little mean spirited attempt at inciting jealousy backfire so completely.
*Forgive the passive tense, please. I can't remember for certain which staffer allowed it (or, more rightly, announced it to us Groupies and took credit) but I think it was Letha Yost.
Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name. Thy kingdom nada, thy will be nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.
--Ernest Hemingway, American author