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Offline Anonymous

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« on: October 13, 2005, 09:04:00 PM »
my cedu experience was ok. not so bad definitely not so good. but probably my worst experience was with those fucking esorts. they woke me up, handed me some clothes, watched me change, and then as we were headed for the front door, i booked it. one of them was a few steps off my right shoulder and was obviously a lot quicker than i had given him credit for. he pretty much just threw his body into me i hit my face on the doorframe and broke my nose. blood everywhere? whatd they do? just handed me a hand towel and dragged me on the airplane. got the shittiest medical attention at ascent and it never healed right.

anyone else have real bad experiences with those fuckers? i remember hearing about one kid who tried to push one away from him and got hit in the head so hard he got a concussion.
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2005, 01:15:00 AM »
I didn't have an escort. But I remember them being used in the most arbitrary circumstances. A few girls I knew did not need them at all, but had to go through the whole humiliating process, I think basically because their parents were too cowardly to do it themselves.  So they outsourced the job.

Other people I can imagine absolutely would not have been successfully interred at CEDU without the brawn.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2005, 02:31:00 AM »
Not a chance in hell I would've gone if escorts hadn't come. Haha, if my parents had said "hey buddy, you're going to boarding school in Idaho!", well it would've been a long time before I stopped crashing at friend's cribs.

Which kind of brings up an interesting point. In some cases, what really would've happened if the escorts hadn't been brought in? The parents drop the bomb, and the kid just takes off. And who knows? Maybe they were fuckin' up in the first place, but if they decided to stay away from home for too long, well, then shit could've just gotten a lot uglier. Food for thought.
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2005, 02:57:00 AM »
I came very close to being a "Parr baby", but my parents managed to get the "we're going up to tour the campus for a few days" trick to work.
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2005, 03:00:00 AM »
nastiest trick i heard was what got pulled on one of my course buddies from ascent. he was from norcal, and his parents took him on a "snowboarding trip". one day he's draggin' knuckles at schweitzer mountain, and the next he's pullin' up in the rental car to ascent. poor kid walked into commissary with his goggles on his head and boots over his shoulder.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2005, 08:48:00 AM »
that is low.

funny...but low.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2005, 09:27:00 PM »
I heard of one kid in LA who had rich parents but became a gangbanger. Those fuckers came to get him and he whipped out a 9mil and popped a cap in their ass.
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005, 01:33:00 AM »
I heard of one kid that made up stories embellishing his dreams to become a gangbanger. And one day he boosted his very first car. And ever since he's been gettin' his asshole torn up in San Quentin. Happy holidays!
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2005, 03:32:00 AM »
lol.. ahh.. i just found this fourm.. i got taken home on june-16 04 from NWA. I had alot of experience with the escorts. This one got me twice. His name was sam? or shawn?.. big white guy, bald went to desertstrom, who also works at CMS.  Anyways, i just went thru my 17 bday in mid december of 2003. Monday morning 6am, big sam* and this other she-escort was in my room. I was like what-the-fuck?! and he just said ".. you're leaving, my job is to take you from point A to point B".. i got pretty scared, cuz i had no idea what he was talking about or what was going to happen. But, because of somethings i was involved in at a time, i happen to have a shank under my pillow =] so i tried to fight him but long story short, i was in the car on the way to CHS. That place was bullshit, my parents lie to me and gave me alot of bs. So i was suppose to be there couple weeks, then months, then 2 years. So, after 1month & 1/2, i was sent to the san berandino hospital for a check-up. this fat-ass black kid who was sent there for watching too much porn and this old guy was suppose my driver/escort let their guard down while waiting at the hospital. so i took off, running as fast as i can. I was thinking, man, where-ever i go, no way im fuking going back to that hell. I felt fucked up cuz i havent been in a car for so long, and the air wasnt as tight, so i felt kinda sick. But anyways, i got pretty far, called some friends and got some smokes.. and long story short again, i was in a van back to cedu-high. so i was put on FULL-TIME for a week, then 4am, sam*, the escort and about 7 other night staffs was there. (i was in the pitt, i LOST* my dorm privellege) and again, he said same bullshit and then, i was at the ontarior airport.. on my fucking way to idaho.. guess what, im going to ascent. = =  If you've been to ascent at WINTER, u know what its like. my group was spiders. chris was staff lead. anyways, went to nwa after.. then i argued with the dean of nwa, got sent back to ascent for a nice memorable week. then, couple month later, some more bs was happeneing at nwa, so my parents let me come home. Although i hated the place, but i wouldnt have regreted going.. more experience for me i guess. i had nightmares for couple months since i was back.. i got off meds.. and now ive graduated HS and going to college. if u went to CHS between 12-13-03 ~ 01-16-04 / Ascent 01-16-04 ~ 03-??-04 / Nwa March~June 16-04. contact me at [email protected]
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2005, 11:03:00 AM »
Hahaha good shit man. Bookin' it was always so much fun. The full time afterwards was pretty weak, but it was well worth that little dose of freedom.
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