Actually, I was projecting them at one kid. At least one person understood just how much I was joking. There's so much shit talking and people taking the defensive around here, I was just trying to lighten things up a bit.
But fine, yea I sucked dick for Robitussin. Meanest cocksucker in the Panhandle. Oh well, at least the robo trips were worth it. Helped me repress the memories. And the taste.