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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2005, 09:02:00 PM »
I hear shaving your pubes makes your junk look bigger... any advice?
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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2005, 09:11:00 PM »
Well, I'm not Gabby, but I loved my boyfriend's furry muff.
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2005, 09:34:00 PM »
That's hot.
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2005, 09:30:00 AM »
dear gabby, i am a 41 yr old male, obcessed with my wife's urine. i am particurally fond of her urine after taking her vitamins. i have been slipping more b vitamins in her food , without her knowing ,of course. my question is could i be poisoning my wife by over dosing her vitamin intake? the smell and color of her urine drive me insane. do you know of any support groups for people like me? my obsession has gotten so bad, i got caught drinking my wife's sweet love juice at work.
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2005, 11:22:00 AM »
I never did understand the view of urine as a sexual stimulant. Golden showers, etc.
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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2005, 03:16:00 PM »
Dear 34,
No it does not make you a rapest, He is 22 not 17. My advice would be go get him and teach him all you want. I am sure it will come in handy for him later. In the mean time go have fun-You have earned it if you look good enough to catch a 22 year olds eye.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2005, 03:30:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-05 14:47 ]
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2005, 03:43:00 PM »
Yes, please don't shave. It's fun to play with the tree in the forest.
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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2005, 03:49:00 PM »
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"dear gabby, i am a 41 yr old male, obcessed with my wife's urine. i am particurally fond of her urine after taking her vitamins. i have been slipping more b vitamins in her food , without her knowing ,of course. my question is could i be poisoning my wife by over dosing her vitamin intake? the smell and color of her urine drive me insane. do you know of any support groups for people like me? my obsession has gotten so bad, i got caught drinking my wife's sweet love juice at work. "

Dear Obcessed,
In fact that is not so far fetched. Some partners like that sort of thing. I say what ever floats your boat. Lots of porn movies on it!
Don't know of any support groups,Sorry!
I wouldn't be giving your wife anything with out her consent. My advice is stay away from the iron pills or her love juice will never smell the same. Driking it? Now that is just stupid shame on you.

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. For when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.


--Nietzsche

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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2005, 05:09:00 PM »
OMG!!!! I will think about that every time I go pee now. You don't have a mushdash do you?
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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2005, 05:25:00 PM »
What is a letcher?
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« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2005, 11:33:00 PM »
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I am a 38 year old male.  Last Saturday, I met an attractive 24 year old female at a bar.  I went home with her and had sex with her.  Does this make me a letcher?  My friends say it does."

Dear letcher. Got the wrong meaning of that word at first sorry. I have to retract what I said don't be a letcher and you are not a letcher she is old enough to know better,



Dear letcher, :smokin:



Better a leycher then a horney 38 year old with blue balls.

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being of His Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2005, 11:35:00 PM »
I will never understand it.

Truth resides in every human heart, and one has to search for it there, and to be guided by truth as one sees it. But no one has a right to coerce others to act according to his own view of truth.
                                     
--Mohandas K. Gandhi

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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2011, 10:13:02 AM »
have you ever farted and thought it smelt good?
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