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Offline Dear Gabby

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« on: September 24, 2005, 11:20:00 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2005, 01:15:00 PM »
I need advice on how to go about getting to know Kelly Monaco's pussy......
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2005, 02:40:00 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 10:57:00 AM »
I think my candle addiction is getting out of hand.  At first it started as a small collection that I bought to cast a love spell.  After placing them all on the altar under the waxing moon, the altar still seemed bare, so I bought a few more.

Calling the fire department was a little overkill, but apparently I violated my deed restriction, and it really pissed off the neighbors.  Well it pissed off the female neighbors.  Actually - most of the female neighbors, since my love spell captured every male and a couple of females in a 10 block radius.

I spent two weeks entertaining those who fell into the spell.  Since a lot of them brought alcohol and various drugs to our interludes, I'm now hooked on everything from beer to heroin, and I'm having a hard time affording candles.

I've looked into 12 step programs, and I even went to one.  After the meeting, I picked up more candles, and saw my coke dealer, then went home for a threesome and by the morning the coke and candles were all gone.

I'm broke and exhausted. Can anyone help me?
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 09:23:00 PM »
Dear Gabby,

I am a 38 year old male.  Last Saturday, I met an attractive 24 year old female at a bar.  I went home with her and had sex with her.  Does this make me a letcher?  My friends say it does.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2005, 11:10:00 AM »
Gabby is plagued by laziness and incompetence so I'm taking over for her.
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 11:16:00 AM »
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I am a 38 year old male.  Last Saturday, I met an attractive 24 year old female at a bar.  I went home with her and had sex with her.  Does this make me a letcher?  My friends say it does."



Letcher? I could not find that word in my dictionary. I did find lecher meaning to live in debauchery. If this is the word you are referring to than by all means continue what you are doing.

Your middle aged friends are yearning for some hot and young 24 year old pussy so they are going to hassle you about it. Be careful because when you are not around they will try to get in her panties.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-25 07:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I think my candle addiction is getting out of hand.  At first it started as a small collection that I bought to cast a love spell.  After placing them all on the altar under the waxing moon, the altar still seemed bare, so I bought a few more.



Calling the fire department was a little overkill, but apparently I violated my deed restriction, and it really pissed off the neighbors.  Well it pissed off the female neighbors.  Actually - most of the female neighbors, since my love spell captured every male and a couple of females in a 10 block radius.



I spent two weeks entertaining those who fell into the spell.  Since a lot of them brought alcohol and various drugs to our interludes, I'm now hooked on everything from beer to heroin, and I'm having a hard time affording candles.



I've looked into 12 step programs, and I even went to one.  After the meeting, I picked up more candles, and saw my coke dealer, then went home for a threesome and by the morning the coke and candles were all gone.



I'm broke and exhausted. Can anyone help me?"



Dear Candle Lady,

Stop stressing about buying candles. My motto is to shoplift anything that can be concealed.

Next time you cast a spell on those lucky men make sure you get them to bring drugs and candles. No woman should ever have to pay for anything as long as she has a vagina between her legs.
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2005, 02:41:00 PM »
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"I need advice on how to go about getting to know Kelly Monaco's pussy......"


My advice is to pay for a session with the candle lady so she can help you with a love spell. If all else fails send Kelly naked photos of yourself and cry out your undying love for her on national television when you are being arrested for stalking. Her loss.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2005, 03:12:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-05 14:43 ]
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2005, 03:22:00 PM »
Gabby, as my colleaugue I must tell you to get back to these poor souls in a more timely matter.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2005, 05:15:00 PM »
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"Gabby, as my colleaugue I must tell you to get back to these poor souls in a more timely matter."
Why Thank-you know it all! After all you know it all...

This I believe: That the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: The freedom of the mind to take any direction it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight against: Any idea, religion, or government which limits or destroys the individual.
--John Steinbeck, American novelist

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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2005, 05:20:00 PM »

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2005, 07:03:00 PM »
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I am a 38 year old male.  Last Saturday, I met an attractive 24 year old female at a bar.  I went home with her and had sex with her.  Does this make me a letcher?  My friends say it does."


The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being of His Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
--Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President, author, scientist, architect, educator, and diplomat

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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2005, 07:27:00 PM »
I am a 34 year old female. I want to use and abuse a 22 year old boy I met in class. Does this make me a lecher? I just want someone young and dumb.
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