1)Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
2)A reporter asked President Bush what he though about Roe vs. Wade. He replied "I don't care how they evacuate New Orleans, as long as they get out".
