crowbars crowbars upside your skull
crowbars make your sharp
crowbars make you dull
crowbars in the cereal you eat, oh
crowbars draw blood
and make the boring street, oh
look mighty neat, oh
So take this bludg'ning metal piece
and hit yourself upon your hefty brow
Take a break at McDonald's, motherfucker
Kill yourself, you fat fucking cow.
(This poem is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken literally. However, if you are actually a fat cow you should consider donating your body to McDonald's where it will be minced and shipped out to several thousand burgers for humans to consume; at McDonald's...)