Author Topic: My own induction into the Monkey House (Read 7481 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:30:00 PM »

jumping up and down and howling, naked

Anonymous · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:32:00 PM »

ripping the curtains off the rods..

Anonymous · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:32:00 PM »

smearing my body with honey, still howling

Anonymous · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:36:00 PM »

drinking from a bottle of whiskey...

Anonymous · « **Reply #49 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:37:00 PM »

pressing my honey-smeared body against the glass

Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:39:00 PM »

lighting the sheets on fire..literally..

Anonymous · « **Reply #51 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:40:00 PM »

spinning in a circle on top of the coffee table, knocking over drinks, still howling

Anonymous · « **Reply #52 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:45:00 PM »

turning the music up, full-blast...

Anonymous · « **Reply #53 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:47:00 PM »

swinging from the ceiling fan, undulating wildly. Honey flying off in all directions.....

Anonymous · « **Reply #54 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:49:00 PM »

smashing glasses against the wall..

Anonymous · « **Reply #55 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:50:00 PM »

cutting myself and licking blood and honey from my arm, still howling

Anonymous · « **Reply #56 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:51:00 PM »

dialing up the ex-wife on the phone, grinning..

Anonymous · « **Reply #57 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:51:00 PM »

tickling myself with a peacock feather as I swing on a trapeze

Anonymous · « **Reply #58 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:52:00 PM »

shining my nuts with the telephone...

Anonymous · « **Reply #59 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:52:00 PM »

talking to the cop that the neighbor called....

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