"Though the Flying Spaghetti Monster does in fact have a name, it is so beautiful and so difficult to pronouce by humans, it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also everyone within a 3.7614 mile radius - this radius is doubled when one attempts at writing or typing His name. This was done purposely by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to amuse Him.
Because of this humans have created alternative names by which to call their grand master, His Savoriness, the Noodle in the Sky, the Saucy Master and simply referring to Him and His Noodly Appendage instead of attempting to use His glorious name." :lol:
