On 2005-09-13 09:44:00, Eliscu2 wrote:
"Blowing a Gasket in my day would lead to wearing a "REACTOR BOX" who remembers those cruising the house.They were huge! Sorry to say not the strangest contract (costume) I ever saw but close."
"Blowing a gasket on your elan-bot typically leads to catastrophic system failure, as pressurised lubricant will seep through the seals and enter primary reactor box, coating the silicone propaganda chips and short circuiting your elan-bots electrical system. If your elan-bot begins to react during General Meetings or refuses to read the Philosophy, it may be the warning signs of a faulty head gasket.
Fortunatly, a simple diagnostics scan performed by a trained Elan Robot Technician (Robo-tech) can diagnose and correct this problem before any residual damage occurs. If you elanbot is currently under warranty, this factory service will be performed at the IMR for no charge. If your elanbot was manufactured prior to 1990, the gasket should be replaced with a stronger one made of carbon composite, as the Original Equipment gasket made out of aluminum often warps without warning. We strongly recommend at this time you also update the propaganda chip, along with the propaganda controller: as frequent reports of "free-thought" and occasional "independent actions" have been reported by elan-bot owners."