Elan Robot Technical Manual: Models B-20, B-25, & B-50. By Senior Mechanic Peter M. Rowe:
"Having your B-20, B-25, or B-50 (SyN-Bot) model knock on a door is a very effective tool in maintaining your syn-bot. Syn-bots, from the time they were an expeditor, were trained to work as lower level store clerks in liquor stores, gay pornography shops, Wal-Marts, and fast food chains. The masturbation issue you've described should not create any long lasting problems, only minor annoyances during functioning; as syn-bots were equipped only with ovaries (model: B-20), a complete lack of a penis (model: B-25) or a lack of any genitalia whatsover (model B-25B,C, & B-50). However, daily verbal reprimands can cut down on this behavior."
"While your syn-bots claims of grandeur (in your case; wine store owner) can be quite shocking to anyone who knows the truth, please remember: elan-bots require fantasy realities to make themselves feel superior, and also to continue living. Do not worry, your syn-bot will not kill you in your sleep and take over your store or place of business. The elan-diploma guarantees both a third grade level education, and no upward mobility in the workforce."
"THe IMR and the Poland Maine Robot Factory would not recommend trading in your SyN-bot (B-20, B-25, B-50) for a Cruz-bot (A-101, A-102). The latter model will not be able either to hold a job or follow orders without constant supervision and higher maintenance cost. IF still under warrany, your syn-bot may be brought back ot the IMR free of charge and inspected by Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick. CM Martin will fill your synbot with the proper lubricant, and re-insert the ramrod into your robot, which should clear up some of the latter rpoblems you've mentioned."
