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THE FAMILY THAT HATES TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER

Daniel brought on his wife of 38 years, Darlene, and his son, Daniel Junior. It was clear from the start that both the Mrs. and Junior subscribed to Daniel?s views on race, religion and homosexuality. Darlene admitted that there have been times during their marriage when she and Daniel have argued, but that the KKK has kept them together. In the meantime, Junior described himself as ?the n_____ hater agitator number 2.?

Daniel insisted it isn?t that he and his family hate other people, it is that they love the white race so much that they can?t stand the thought of it being destroyed. Despite his enlightened comments, neither Darlene nor Junior agreed. Junior said that if a package is ever delivered to his house and the deliverer is black, he makes the person drop it off at the end of the driveway. Darlene added that if she were on fire she would rather stay that way than have a black person put out the flames.

CARVERS TALK KATRINA

Howard was curious what the Carvers made of Hurricane Katrina. Daniel thought God created the devastation because He hates black people. He also said that the black people forced to take shelter in places like the Astrodome have a better life now than they did before the hurricane hit. Junior added that if it had been white people who were primarily affected the government would have had the area restored by now. Howard told Junior he sounded like Kayne West.

BIZARRO SOPHIE?S CHOICE

Scott DePace called in to see if the Carvers would save Robin if they saw she was drowning. Both Daniel and Junior claimed they would, although Daniel said he would save a dog before her and Junior mentioned he would drag her through a parking lot afterward just for good measure. However, Darlene said she would leave Robin to die. Howard felt they should play a game to see which of the Carvers was the most racist. Everyone agreed that in her own quiet way Darlene would definitely take that title.

GOOD VERUS EVIL

The first question of the game pitted Wendy against Daniel. Howard asked them what the worst name was to call a Jewish person. Daniel buzzed in and said ?kike,? which was the number one answer. Darlene responded with ?devil,? Junior with ?Christ killer? and Daniel with ?Jew boy,? none of which made the survey.

Since they had a chance to steal the points if they could guess one of the remaining answers, the question went to Wendy?s family. Wendy wanted to go with ?fag,? but Joyce decided on ?Jew bastard,? which was incorrect. Therefore, the points were awarded to the Carvers. The other answers were ?heeb,? ?dirty Jew? and ?cheap.?

Next up were Joyce and Darlene who were asked to name a job a retarded person could do. Joyce said grocery bagger, which was number three on the list. Darlene answered ?fast food worker,? which was the number one answer. After Junior incorrectly responded with ?Special Olympics,? Daniel got the number four answer, ?door greeter.? Joyce then guessed ?window washer,? which got no votes. The number two response, ?janitor,? was given by Junior before the question was turned over to Wendy?s family after Daniel?s guess of ?movie star? earned the team its final strike.

Because she bowls in the Special Olympics, Wendy wanted to say bowler. However, Joyce went with ?crafts,? which was not on the board. After Howard gave the points to the Carvers, he announced the remaining answer was ?busboy.?

When Becca and Junior got up to play, Gary noted that Junior kept looking at him to try to figure out his race. When Gary revealed that he is, in fact, white, Junior told him he was proud to be standing next to him.

Howard asked for the name of a black person who acts white, but neither Becca nor Junior?s guesses ? Jesse Jackson, Michael Jackson and Bill Cosby ? was correct. According to the survey, the answers from first to last were Bryant Gumble, Colin Powell, Denzel Washington, Oprah, Al Roker and Wayne Brady.

As a makeup question, Howard asked what the worst name to call a black person was. Junior said ?n___r,? which was number one. Daniel went with ?boy,? which was number five on the list. Joyce responded with ?black,? which had no votes, before Junior and Daniel got answers number four and two, respectively, with ?coon? and ?porch monkey.? The Carvers lost their turn, though, when Darlene incorrectly responded with ?bubble lips? and Junior did the same with ?jigaboo?.

Although Wendy once again wanted to go with ?fag,? the family settled on ?dog,? which wasn?t right. Howard revealed that the third most popular answer was ?jungle bunny,? while number four was ?eggplant.?

A DISAPPOINTING RESULT

The third round was enough to give the Carvers the $10,000 prize. Howard mentioned he was thoroughly depressed with the result of the game. He added that once again hate prevailed in this world. Robin pointed out that she was sure Samuel L. Jackson, one of the stars of ?The Man,? would be thrilled to know where the promotional money from the film went.

NOT-SO-SURPRISING THOUGHTS ABOUT GAYS

With all the talk against minorities and Jewish people, Gary asked the Carvers what their thoughts were on homosexuals. Both Daniel and Junior insisted gays were the lowest forms of people. Junior went as far to say that if he knew a gay person was in the same room as him, he?d rather wear an oxygen mask than breathe the same air. Because Mark Harris was waiting in the green room, Gary advised Junior to get his mask ready before he left.

MARK HARRIS TO THE RESCUE

Because of all the disparaging things the Carvers were saying about gay people, Mark burst into the studio to speak his mind. Mark told the Carvers they were in the minority with how they feel about gay people, but Junior disagreed. In addition, Howard noticed that as soon as Mark walked into the room, Daniel got a glimmer in his eye like he was ready for a fight. The question was posed to Junior what he would do if one of
his children ends up being a homosexual. Junior claimed that there was no way that would happen, seeing as, according to his logic, people only become gay because their mothers did drugs while they were pregnant or they were molested.

THE PROPOSITION

To see just how far his hatred toward gay people went, Howard asked Daniel if he would make out with Mark if doing so would rid this country of all Mexicans, a group that doesn?t exactly rank high on Daniel?s list of favorite races. Daniel said he would never do such a thing because homosexuality goes against God?s wishes, which would mean he couldn?t go to heaven when he died. Darlene added that she would kill Daniel if he ever pulled such a stunt. Daniel said that she would never have a chance to though, because he would kill himself first if he ever kissed a man. Robin then encouraged Mark to make a move on Daniel hoping one of them would keep their promise.

Napolean Bonafart:
To think of all the people who suffered yet if it wre this rascist person It would be in a real war on the streets. Very correct Ginger.I can end all kinds of things at ya. including earthquakes and wars and hurricanes. It was a bit of a problem you see. Because the people responsable for tring to assasinate me were witcjhes and voodoo sorcerer's and gamblers. So I just prayed a lot. Got my gold back. And they all are in mental asylums and prisons now what to you think you rat racist?
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.
--Thomas Paine, American revolutionary
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kcadams1980:
I usually stick to the "teen help industry" forums, but I'm from New Orleans (living in Houston now) so Katrina & all of its aftermath has hit me especially hard.  Oh yes, and I've been in the Astrodome & Reliant Center volunteering, and I can tell you that although the conditions in the Dome are far from ideal (it's overcrowded, hot & difficult to navigate) - every displaced person that I spoke with was genuinely very grateful & thankful to the people of Houston... I don't say that to pat ourselves on the back - in fact, I have no doubt that if Katrina had hit Houston instead, the people of NO would do no less for us.

I am a social work graduate student, concentrating in social welfare policy specifically, so when I hear such vile, hateful assertions based on false assumptions (because that's what they are, assumptions) it always moves me to set the record straight.  Now, I know this may be hard for you to swallow, but lets take a look at some facts!

81% of TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families - includes food stamps, section 8 housing, medicaid, etc.) recipients are families headed by at least one full-time worker.  The problem is that minimum wage (or anything below about $10/hr., depending on your location) absolutely is not enough to make ends meet.  Did you know that a full-time minimum wage earner makes about $10,000/year? And of course that doesn't include health insurance or benefits of any kind.... Also, have you ever actually looked at the eligibility requirements for receiving TANF? They are extremely restrictive, based on an antiquated measure of poverty (federal poverty level) that excludes about half of the people who actually need public assistance.  So, the idea that people on welfare are lazy, looking for a handout, etc. is simply untrue - that goes for black people as well as white (what? there's white people on welfare too? No....please note the sarcasm for the love of God!!).

Okay, so let's say you concede that point, but you still say that if you're poor, it's your own damn fault.  Let's tackle that one.  First of all, the idea that any able-bodied, willing person should be able to find work enough to support their family is false.  People have held onto this belief since the colonial days, and despite mounting evidence to the contrary, still hold onto this assumption.  It's very convenient to say, from one's comfortable, middle class upbringing that there is a job out there for anyone who wants one (moreover, there's a job out there that actually pays a living wage!) - but most of these folks have no first hand knowledge of poverty.  Poverty is an extremely complex issue, having many layers of cause & effect (disease exaccerbated by lack of adequate health care, poor housing, poor public schools caused by our system of unequal resource distribution, just to name a few) - it cannot be attributed to an individual's flawed character.

I also noticed that you pay so much attention to poor black people, but what about the millions of poor white people in this country as well (and yes, they do exist, contrary to what you'd like to believe)? Ever heard of middle America's methamphetamine "epidemic"? I hope that you know meth (the drug considered #1 right now on the feds most wanted list) addiction/production has primarily afflicted white, rural/suburban areas... but I suppose there's something classier about smoking crank in Iowa from a glass pipe than crack in Detroit....Did you know that St. Bernard Parish (one of the areas hardest hit by Katrina & the flooding in New Orleans) is primarily a low-income, white area? Many people died in their homes in St. Bernard - many of them were elderly (some even trapped in hospitals or nursing homes) and/or incapable of getting transportation out of NO - did they deserve to die as well?

Oh yes, and your statement about students from Tulane & other NO colleges getting out before the storm.  Yes, many of them got out, but a lot of them did not - the freeways were so backed up that many folks who even had the capacity to leave chose not to, fearing they would be stuck in gridlock on I-10 when Katrina hit.  At the University of Houston (where I attend), we have about 1,000 students from Tulane alone joining us.... and many of them just arrived last week.

I love New Orleans.  In my heart I believe it to be the most dynamic, invigorating & culturally exciting city in the country.  Not all, but much of what makes New Orleans itself we can attribute to black culture... jazz, blues, cuisine... If you think that NO is a "shitty city," then by all means, stay out of it! We don't need your business, nor do we want you in our city - I'm sure there are some meth-infested towns in the midwest that would be much more your speed....

"Do unto others as you would have done to yourself." Ever heard that one? I'm assuming that, as a good, upstanding Christian you would know that Jesus taught his followers to love thy neighbor (and thy enemy, in fact) as thyself - oh yes, and blessed are the poor, for they shall inherit the Earth.  I hope that, for your sake, you may shed some of the hate and anguish that clouds your life - you don't make me mad (I'm white, by the way, in case you were wondering), actually I feel sorry for you.  You must live a very lonely life.

God bless.

kcadams1980:
The last part of the country to pass state compulsory education laws, the South, finally got on the bandwagon between 1900-1920 or so... Apparently, Southern white families didn't push their kids very hard to go to school every day.  Seeing that the public school for black children were busting at the seams, Southern states finally passed their compulsory education laws, fearing that black scholastic achievment would outstrip whites....

Anonymous:

--- Quote ---On 2005-09-19 08:29:00, kcadams1980 wrote:


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That was a very thoughtful post,
I wonder what percentage of Fornits
readers can comprehend it?

81% of those receiving aid from the
US are from singe income families ...
something is very wrong with our
economics ... Thanks for the info!

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