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GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
« on: September 02, 2005, 08:49:00 AM »
STAY TUNED-----GREG CRUZ IS IN NEGOTIATIONS TO MAKE 1 FINAL APPEARANCE ON THIS BORING, PIECE OF SHIT SIGHT...SO HOLD YOUR BREATH, CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND HOPE HE ACCEPTS OUR PROPOSAL...YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS-----HEY MR.PINK,, WHAT DOES CRUZ'S BALLS TASTE LIKE ,SINCE YOU CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF THE GUY...DORK
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2005, 09:56:00 AM »
Here we go again. :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2005, 11:40:00 AM »
Cruz if you do come back here? Here is a little welcome back present for you.




 Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dogg?  
Where ya at?  

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.  
Gregory Cruz.  

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's cruz at  
Where's cruz at  

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.  
And a flat nose.  

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?




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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2005, 11:46:00 AM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/King-J-Long-Tie-Doo ... dZViewItem

The above link is for ebay. This is a blue durag for sale.
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2005, 12:41:00 PM »
The auction closed with zero bids.  I guess Cruz is a little out of style.
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2005, 10:25:00 AM »



Jeff Gottlieb says that Cruz can't come back here, because he is in the corner.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2005, 08:23:00 PM »
Sources tell me that Greg Cruz is currently being considered for a future Boost Mobile commericial. Greg's (where you at?) vocabulary is also the trademark slogan for the Boost Mobile company.
 
Boost Mobile is very interested in having Cruz as a their sponser after seeing pictures of him wearing a blue du-rag and his gangsta vocabulary that he so often uses.
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2005, 09:14:00 PM »
Where you at to da word lyfe?
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 10:33:00 AM »
2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone
Drinking 40's and smokin bones
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song
Brings lots of street whores to his home

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 01:08:44 PM »
THIS THREAD IS 16 MONTHS OLD AND AS YOU CAN SEE YOU DUMB FUCKS ARE STILL DOING THE SAME THING..DID YOU EVEN REALIZE GREG DOESNT POST HERE ANYMORE LOSERS..
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 01:09:11 PM »
WHERES THE ORIGINALITY?
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 01:21:39 PM »
wanksta g where you at?
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