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« on: August 22, 2005, 03:12:00 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 03:26:00 PM »
Aug 22, 2005.
Day 1: 1530 hours

Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 03:28:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-22 12:26:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Aug 22, 2005.

Day 1: 1530 hours



Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
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Hey! He spelled Chaos wrong.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 03:29:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-22 12:26:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Aug 22, 2005.

Day 1: 1530 hours



Walking outside on the front porch to smoke a cigarette. Still no sign of Nailz - it's only beeen 10 minutes though, and he does live in Mass. I'm cleaning my shotgun and assuming he'll be by later tonight. It's a good four hour drive from Mass. to my place, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't know what he looks like, although I have a sneaking suspicion he will have breasts - but I will have to be careful not to open fire on civilians. Until tonight - we hunt.
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What a dumb-ass Mr Pink
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 03:30:00 PM »
nah, this is gonna be funny as shit  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :wink:
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 06:27:00 PM »
i will after this post.  Pink after your a pink pulp mess stop on down to my end bet a coward like you wont though.  should call you yellow. Skeez
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 02:42:00 AM »
August 23, 2005
Day 2: 0230 hours

I woke up in the middle of the night and walked outsde for a quick snort of absinthe. I thought to myself about how it is really cold out tonight; and came to a conclusion. The cold weather has shrunken JNAILZ testicles so badly he cannot make it. At this point, I heard a rustling in the hedge across the street, but it was not JNAILZ - it was only a harmless little vermin - and i've been assured that their bark is far worse than the bite. By the way, that is Verona, NJ..... directly in between Newark airport and Patterson - right west of montclair.
JNAILZ is probally just a wannabe tough guy. a bitch. like his whore wife.
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 02:45:00 AM »
August 23, 2005
Day 2: 0300 hours

I'm going inside now. See your smiling face tomorrow nailz?

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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 12:01:00 PM »
August 23, 2005
Day 2: 0800 hours

Okay, Nailz, I'm sure you're on your way; probally just stuck in traffic or something... I won't be at my house for a few hours because I need to go to work, and then pick up some beers and shotgun shells afterwards - i'm having a couple friends over tonight. Anyway, I'm still waiting for you... you aren't walking, are you? because thats gonna take a few days to get from Massachussetts to New Jersey, so I'll totally understand if you can't get here til, oh, say, Friday... tough guy like you should be able to hitch a ride though, so hurry the fuck up bitch.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2005, 12:23:00 PM »
I'm in the shrubs outside your house shivering and masterbating to what I see in your bedroom window.
I know I promised a fight but your just so pretty!
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 03:57:00 PM »
August 24, 2005
Day 3: 1600 hours

Day three and still no sign of Nailz. I'm beggining to lose hope. Last night we had some excitement here though - I saw a nigger in a blue du rag running down my street. I figured it was Cruz so I fired off a twelve gauge round. That nigger dropped right to the pavement. A couple hours later the police arrived and put it in a plastic bag. They also wrote me a summons for discharging a firearm within the city limits and leaving garbage in the street.
So, for now, the gun stays inside, no sense having any more trigger happy incidents costing me my hard earned money. I'm still waiting for Nailz, and am almost kinda worried about him... poor little pussy cat mighta gotten lost...
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2005, 03:40:00 PM »
August 25, 2005
Day 4: 1600 hours

I don't think Nailz is going to show up. I've fucked his wife, mocked his bastard mongoloid children, and given him my address. The only explanation is that he is scared, or way too poor to afford transportation to New Jersey. I think he is just a big fat wet pussy. Hell, he won't even post anymore except as an anon (i see you) which as far as im concerned, is a very bitch move... whore!
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: pink is a GENIUS.
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2005, 12:42:00 PM »
August 30, 2005
Day 9: 0800 hours

I just returned from an extended vacation into the very heart of pennsyltucky. Good food, good people, and good beer - I asked my neighbor in the downstairs apartment to keep an eye on the place. He's an Iraq vet and probally crazier than I am; good people. Anyway, upon my return,  there was no sign of JNAILZ... strange, considering he was supposed to be here over a week ago.
Girls don't menstruate for that long? or do they?
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2005, 06:13:00 PM »
Lettissue does.That's why she's been gone.She's "working" at the fetish club.
Menstruation Madness is the theme at the brothel this month.
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