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Offline The Elan Reporter

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« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2005, 12:59:00 PM »
PUT HIM IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER!

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« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2005, 01:01:00 PM »
Here at this board, we should have the staff members of elan heads cropped off and added to the emoticon library.

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« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2005, 01:21:00 PM »
September 6, 2005
Day 16: 1100 hours

I'm packing up the Celica for a little trip out to Pennsyltucky with the woman before I start school again, so i won't be there when NAILZ doesn't show his face, either on this board or at my door, because he is a bitch. "Ima gonna show up at your door and beat you up..." blah blah woof woof... Waaah-Waaah-Waaaah.... Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi...  

Are you really that scared? C'mon pussy, you sure sounded hard behind your keyboard, i was actually a little nervous there for the first week or two - :wink: - these internet tough guys can talk up a storm, but when it comes time to put up, all they can do is shutup - anybody even wondering where this guy is?
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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »
September 7, 2005
Day 17: 2100 hours

Back from my vacation! Anybody miss me? No? Oh well, so it goes I guess...  :wave: ...I decided today to start checking my mail - Maybe when JNAILZ told me he was going to show up at my door and smack me around, he actually meant he was going to mail me a polite letter... Now, I could be wrong of course, I often am, but it couldn't hurt to check anyway, right?  Or is JNAILZ just the bitch I called him out to be? Ah, the questions, and the waiting, continues... mahalo.
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« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2005, 09:44:00 PM »
TO FUNNY:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2005, 12:45:00 AM »
September 8, 2005
Day 18: 0100 hours

Sitting here bored off my ass, can't sleep, and can't figure out why Inuyasha doesn't totally fucking suck...  another few tokes and maybe i'll figure exactly what a "sacred jewel shard" is, and how it drives the entire plot -

I heard a commotion outside and didn't even bother to check it out. JNAILZ is probally far, far away by now. All I'm really worried about now is the same mongrel dogs waylaid him and devoured his flesh might find my address on the internet and show up; because i'm pretty damn sure nothing else is gonna happen. O where for art thou NAILZ?

I see you in WHO'S ONLINE all the time, but your always missing from the ELAN forum?!?!? I will ponder why that is, as well as how much Inuyasha totally sucks.

Arty Farty: I'm sorry your jeleaous of my daytrips *all* the way out to PA... By the wayside, do you know where JNAILZ is?  :wave:
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2005, 08:20:00 AM »
vacation doesnt consist of a few hours away from home. [ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-08 05:21 ]
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2005, 10:49:00 AM »
Vacation, the word Elan suggests one parent use in order to lure their kids to the lions.
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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2005, 11:56:00 AM »
Actually, his wife dirtied her hands touching my... nevermind, he's not coming anyway.... because hes a big, fat, wet pussy.
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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2005, 12:52:00 AM »
Hey Nailz come duke this shit out like a man. Never make threats your not willing to back up. you've got to much to lose right?
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« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2005, 09:35:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-08 21:52:00, xres8182 wrote:

"Hey Nailz come duke this shit out like a man. Never make threats your not willing to back up. you've got to much to lose right?"


What does nailz have to lose?  his welfare check?  his fat whore of a girlfriend?

Maybe his self respect.  OOPS. No that's already gone.
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« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2005, 10:30:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-09 03:10:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Go ahead Jim...Feed the animal"


Yeah maybe I should mind my own,just hate to see anyone run off the board.
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« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2005, 11:07:00 AM »
Nailz challeneged Pink and asked or his addy, Pink gave it to him and Nailz never showed up. Nailz is no longer here because he feels humilated because he chickened out to go to Pink's house.

Nailz started the entire thing with Pink, all Pink is doing is telling the truth.
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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2005, 11:41:00 AM »
September 9, 2005
Day 19: 1130 hours

I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.

JNAILZ is such a bitch. As in, lacking the testicular fortitude to show up at my doorstep. I even told him he could bring his blu du rag wearing lov... errr... "roomate" if he needed a support person. It's been going on three weeks and still no sign of the macho man himself. I asked a frend of mine, one of those health freaks who takes it upon herself to walk the entire length of the AT at least once every couple years how long it would take someone to walk from the quiet white suburbs of Massachussetts to the drug infested black heart of New Jersey and she told me an average person could make it in about two weeks. TWO WEEKS!!!
I then explained that JNAILZ has the IQ of an elan graduate, which is roughly equivlant to that of an acorn, and she says that he probally wandered off somewhere and was attacked and subsequently eaten by homeless people. stranger things have happened. mahalo.
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« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2005, 02:07:00 PM »
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"September 9, 2005

Day 19: 1130 hours



I've come to the observation that my neighbors don't even bother to call the police anymore when I discharge a firearm within the city limits. My cousin, who works for the B.O.P. had given me some riot control shells awhile back, (the kind with the rubber pellets in them that cause scarring pain and incapacitation at short range) Theres an interesting story somewhere inside all of this noise, but it doesn't involve JNAILZ whatsoever, so i'll just move on.
 We all wish you would move on...
Did your mommy not hug you enough?
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