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Offline Mister Pink

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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2005, 12:39:00 PM »
August 31, 2005
Day 10: 1400 hours

JNAILZ

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 If I am then where is your address, bitch? Afraid that if i do come by mommy and daddy might ground you?
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It's 10 Malvern Place, Verona, New Jersey...
who is the real bitch, JNAILZ?
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2005, 03:37:00 PM »
August 31, 2005
Day 10: 1730 hours

I hold out no hope for JNAILZ. I can only assume the worst. I have gathered together a search party to find his corpse, and have sent flowers to his whore wife and mongoloid children. Perhaps in death, JNAILZ will finally find the tough-guy image he has been looking for all his life. We can only hope, and pray.
Amen.
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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2005, 10:34:00 PM »
Perhaps Nailz took a detour and took Artie up on his invitation for gay sex under the desk? I am just curious if Artie will actually have enough energy and will be able to put down that bottle for a few hours to satisfy Nailz. :???:
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2005, 01:29:00 AM »
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On 2005-08-31 12:37:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"August 31, 2005

Day 10: 1730 hours



I hold out no hope for JNAILZ. I can only assume the worst. I have gathered together a search party to find his corpse, and have sent flowers to his whore wife and mongoloid children. Perhaps in death, JNAILZ will finally find the tough-guy image he has been looking for all his life. We can only hope, and pray.

Amen.
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Maybe he's on his way Pink. He might just be out trying to find you a bag Pink. That would slow him down. I personally wish they'd stop picking on you. You can't help it if you're ugly.
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2005, 01:57:00 PM »
September 1, 2005
Day 11: 1330 hours


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A.P. Wire -
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I've recieved a telegram from a tollbooth worker on the massachussetts border that a scraggly looking creature emerged from underneath a bridge and snatched several goats from a nearby farm before retreating into the mountains. Reports at this time are sketchy as the forestry service and the division of fish and wildlife continue their pursuit into the dark hours of the night. national guard helicopters have been been equipped with spotlights and deployed into the greater new england region, we'll keep you posted as new developments break...
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No.... it couldn't be him... or could it?!?!
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2005, 02:22:00 PM »
September 4, 2005
Day 14: 1400 hours

i'm sitting here, out on my porch, on one beautiful sunday afternoon drinking my customary green swill and watching that crazy tree across the street melt and move like you wouldn't believe -  :roll: - i've really given up on NAILZ showing up, which i was actually looking forward to - i think my street would look better were it running red with his blood... does anyone else think that would fit nicely with a little Wagner blasting on the stereo and a cool,strong breeze?
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2005, 02:50:00 PM »
Way to keep your head on a swivel, Pink.
He couldn't make it because he couldn't find his rubber pants.
He'd die before he'd let you see him piss his pants in fear.
His 2 black room mates were unavailable for the big 'fight'.
They had to meet with their parole officers.
So it would have been nailz alone.
And we all know that fighting nailz alone would have been like punching a 6 year old girl.
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2005, 04:22:00 PM »
September 5, 2005
Day 15: 1630 hours

Happy Labor Day JNAILZ!!!

Labor as in what your wife will go into when she pops out a child that looks suspiciously like myself... because I fucked her. from behind. because shes a whore.  :rofl:
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2005, 10:11:00 PM »
and the IRONY is.........

Jnailz is the one on welfare
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2005, 11:07:00 PM »
Pink,was this Nailz in there at the same time as you?
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« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2005, 11:33:00 PM »
who fucking cares you anon asshole
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2005, 12:12:00 AM »
Are you for real,you gutless baghead
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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2005, 10:12:00 AM »
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"Pink,was this Nailz in there at the same time as you?"


Nailz is like 12 years older than pink.  His IQ, however, is about 175 points lower than Pink's.
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2005, 10:18:00 AM »
What exactly happened to Nailz anyways? Did he get lost enroute to Pink's house? Or when Pink gave him is addy and called his bluff Nailz became so scared he vowed never to return to this site?
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2005, 10:23:00 AM »
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"Or when Pink gave him is addy and called his bluff Nailz became so scared he vowed never to return to this site?"


BINGO!!!
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