I told you, I don't have a myspace... I'll leave that to you guys.
spend some time on it, make it good - especially insulting and... add a buncha gays to my profile! yeah, that'll teach me. Make sure you waste at least 70+ hours of your life fine-tuning it, for MAXIMUM INSULT POTENTIAL!!! although, considering your normal day 2 day routines, that might not be considered a waste..