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Offline Leticia De Luna

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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2005, 08:12:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 15:49:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"You Might Be an Elan Graduate if your vocabulary is limited to "BITCH" and "STRONG WOMAN.""

NO YOU MAY BE AN ELAN GRADUATE IF YOU CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF BASTARD ASS BITCHES THAT THINK THEY ARE CLEVER.......  BUT REALLY HAVE NO LIFE OTHER THAN ON A FUCKED UP SITE!
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2005, 08:13:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 14:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You might be an Elan graduate if you use your old gang bandana as a diaper for a bastard baby  because you can't afford diapers."


OR YOU CAN JUST GET MR PINK & HIS PUSSY BITCH THE ELAN REPORTER'S ASSISTANT TO LICK THE SHIT UP.... 'CAUSE THAT IS A TREAT FOR THEM.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2005, 08:13:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 15:54:00, JGAYLZ wrote:

"You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye."

SO YOU HAD MANY GM'S LOSER BITCH!
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2005, 08:14:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15-year-old girls yelling at you."


OOH...  THAT WAS HISTARICAL.... FAGGOT, DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE A PERVERT FOR LITTLE KIDS TOO!
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2005, 08:16:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 14:01:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You might be an Elan graduate if you reward your kids for not flirting with other kids with a ziplock bag containing 2 packs of gum and some stale lifesavers."


CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD THE BAGGIE LOSER?
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2005, 09:35:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-22 17:10:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:

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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:


" :wstupid:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:  

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HEY DUMB ASS YOUR POINTING TO YOURSELF..... YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE WITH STUPPID, YOUR SELF!"


Hey Letissue, before you go calling people STUPID, learn how to spell the word, BITCH.
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2005, 09:51:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-22 18:35:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-08-22 17:10:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:


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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:



" :wstupid:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2005, 02:33:00 AM »
This is wild  :eek:
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