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Offline Mister Pink

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« on: August 20, 2005, 01:00:00 PM »
You Might Be an Elan Graduate if someone says they're going to L.A....


- and you think they mean Lewiston/Auburn

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2005, 01:39:00 AM »
You Might Be an Elan Graduate if you use the word dichotomy when you mean hierarchy.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 03:09:00 AM »
You might be an Elan graduate if making the candypacks was your life's greatest achievment.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2005, 03:10:00 AM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you bob up and down rythmically when yelling at your kid.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 03:19:00 AM »
OR 'KIDS' IN MY CASE.
I GOTS 13!
1 OF DEM IS EVEN CHINESE, BITCH!


SUCK MA HAIRY TITTIES, BITCH!
YOU MIGHT BE AN ELAN GRADUATE IF YOU GETS KNOCKED UP AND SODOMIZED WIF A EMPTY POLAND SPRINGS BOTTLE!


I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!
I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!
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REGTICIA THINKS YOU IS ALL BITCHEZ!
SIKE!
CAPITAL LETTERS AIN\'T JUST FOR PROPA\' NAMES NO MO\'!

Offline Mister Pink

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 01:43:00 PM »
:wstupid:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 04:58:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15-year-old girls yelling at you.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 04:59:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you are proud of having a high school diploma...and you are 30-years-old.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 05:00:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15 year old girls scrubbing your toilets.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2005, 05:01:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you reward your kids for not flirting with other kids with a ziplock bag containing 2 packs of gum and some stale lifesavers.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2005, 05:05:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you use your old gang bandana as a diaper for a bastard baby  because you can't afford diapers.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2005, 06:49:00 PM »
You Might Be an Elan Graduate if your vocabulary is limited to "BITCH" and "STRONG WOMAN."
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2005, 06:54:00 PM »
You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye.
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ust because I like men doesn\'t make me gay.
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Offline Leticia De Luna

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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2005, 08:10:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:

" :wstupid:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:  
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HEY DUMB ASS YOUR POINTING TO YOURSELF..... YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE WITH STUPPID, YOUR SELF!
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2005, 08:11:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-21 15:54:00, JGAYLZ wrote:

"You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye."

THERE YOU GO TALKING LIKE A TRUE FAGGOT.....  YOU HORNY LITTLE TOAD!
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