Chief Martin R. Kruglick is a Chief Mechanic for Global Elan Robot Services Located in Poland, ME.
He specializes in robot lubrication and brainwashing programming. In his spare time, Chief Mechanic Kruglick enjoys tinkering with Moose, Buffalo, Bison, Cattle, and Yaks. His genetic engineering won him several Nobel prizes, and his subsequent antics have won the Elan Reporter several Pulitzer Prizes.
Chief Kruglick would like to remind everyone about the importance of daily lubrication and the state of robotics in Poland, Maine.
Remember, do not cross circuits in your Elan-Robot or certain functions may be lost. Here is a diagram illustrating the primary diagnostic system on a standard elan graduate...:
Also; make sure to remove the battery of your bot before conducting any maintenance, even a standard lube.
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[ This Message was edited by: Mister Pink on 2005-08-19 12:34 ]