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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2005, 08:10:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-17 16:49:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"Face it, The Elan Reporter, myself and Pink OWN this fucking board now.  And Marty, Tony Merett and any other criminals will be ridiculed here until Judgement Day or the hi-yuhs come home.



Didn't go to Elan? I went to Elan. Elan Reporter went to Elan. Pink went to Elan. And so far, I don't know anyone on this board who praises us who didn't go to Elan.



You are a jealous putrid individual who is not even worthy of being scalped by Marty and is certainly not worthy of the mystery that is the hi-yuh hi-yuh.



If you don't like our prose, fly away, young Starling.  Fly fly... fly fly... fly fly...  



Well, hello, Clarice...

::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod:: "
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Hmmmmmm! OR,are they all so fucking stupid that they are the SAME PERSON!
Got that PINK-O FAG
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2005, 09:37:00 PM »
This is the gayest crap I have ever read. Pinko and you gay ass reporters must be from planet gayzor. I haven't seen this board this gay since that gay ass Jordan fag was around gaying thing up. Christ you fags are gay!
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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2005, 09:46:00 PM »
I never comment on the elan board, but I do make the reporter's stuff regular reading, its funny as hell, it really is. Some times it gets alittle gross, yes, but mostly he is very intertaining. They reporters have my backing.
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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2005, 10:14:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-17 18:37:00, Anonymous wrote:

"This is the gayest crap I have ever read. Pinko and you gay ass reporters must be from planet gayzor. I haven't seen this board this gay since that gay ass Jordan fag was around gaying thing up. Christ you fags are gay!"

YEAH, YOU TELL'EM :exclaim:
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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2005, 11:03:00 PM »
You obviously have an obsession with being gay -- one so extensive that there could only be one possible explanation: You are deathly afraid of the fact that you yourself are gay.

And come up with a better handle than "Anonymous."  You're really boring me.
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2005, 11:04:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-17 18:46:00, OverLordd wrote:

"I never comment on the elan board, but I do make the reporter's stuff regular reading, its funny as hell, it really is. Some times it gets alittle gross, yes, but mostly he is very intertaining. They reporters have my backing."


 :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2005, 12:58:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-17 16:49:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:


"Face it, The Elan Reporter, myself and Pink OWN this fucking board now.  And Marty, Tony Merett and any other criminals will be ridiculed here until Judgement Day or the hi-yuhs come home.

 :wstupid:  damn fucking straight
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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM »
hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuugh
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2005, 01:04:00 PM »
damn i just love messing with html code  :smokin:  :flame:
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2005, 01:06:00 PM »
how do you do that?  :silly:
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« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2005, 01:08:00 PM »
Lumb Duck - looks cool as hell though  :grin:
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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2005, 06:24:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-17 16:49:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"Face it, The Elan Reporter, myself and Pink OWN this fucking board now.  And Marty, Tony Merett and any other criminals will be ridiculed here until Judgement Day or the hi-yuhs come home.



Didn't go to Elan? I went to Elan. Elan Reporter went to Elan. Pink went to Elan. And so far, I don't know anyone on this board who praises us who didn't go to Elan.



You are a jealous putrid individual who is not even worthy of being scalped by Marty and is certainly not worthy of the mystery that is the hi-yuh hi-yuh.



If you don't like our prose, fly away, young Starling.  Fly fly... fly fly... fly fly...  



Well, hello, Clarice...

::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod::  ::nod:: "


if your only achievment is to make the same jokes here and "own" this board. Well I guess i can only say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............
what pathetic statements you keep typeing about your self ASS Istant keep bending over you fukn flamer, please keep thinking you own this board,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OH GOD...
Okay ima keep fucking with you just to keep reading your responses.  Fuckin priceless.  What am I jealous of? do tell.  whats your gain?
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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2005, 08:28:00 PM »
LONG LIVE ELAN REPORTER, ELAN REPORTER'S ASSISTANT, MARK ROSENBLOW AND ALL THE OTHER SANE FOLKS HERE.

IT'S HILARIOUS TO WATCH YOU RILE UP THE DAMAGED, PUSSY, DERANGED FOOLS WHO CRY WHENEVER YOU WRITE ONE OF YOUR TICKLINGLY HILARIOUS RANTS.
3 CHEERS!
those weepy semi-retarded do-gooder imbeciles are SO EASY to bother!
I LOVE it!!!!

Hilarious. ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bangin::   ::bangin::  ::boohoo::  ::boohoo::  :flame:

Keep it up!
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« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2005, 01:03:00 AM »
The best part is when the retards respond to them, EVERY TIME. It's like they are programmed to do EXACTLY what the genius Reporter and Co. want.
Most of them can barely speak, they just grunt and curse and complain.
I'm with you,
Elan Reporter and co. are fricken AMAZING.
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« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2005, 08:01:00 AM »
Assistant once again agreeing with himself as an anon. 2 times even. Still cant answer real questions though, lame duck bitch
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