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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2003, 09:43:00 PM »
yes marty,how does it feel to hear such things and to fear your own self.I wouldn't want to be you.Hey ,I find it interseting  my how the tables have turned. and for those of you who defend him.oh go burn in hell,you all can make a real cool tee pee down there,sorry no dope though Junkies.
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« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2003, 09:45:00 PM »
you are to funny and end it way cool.lmao all kids in the cornerect...lol
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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2003, 12:06:00 PM »
YOU ARE TOO FUNNY NAZI,MY SON AND I ARE LAUGHING OUR ASS OFF.yA KNOW THEY USE TO LOVE TO HAVE PLAYS AT GM AND MARTY WOULD GOOF ON US.GUESS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.TOO FUNNY DUDE!
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« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2003, 06:34:00 PM »
Marty Kruglik also enjoyed bathing in porta john water.He actually has one at his home which he uses asa hot tub.Marty loves all that blue fluid all over his ugly body.
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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2003, 09:36:00 PM »
Marty Kruglik was banned from all Indian reservation's and other Indians use to spit on him when they encountered him.When asked to an old Indian why they hated Marty so much they replied. "he shamed all Indians and gave them a bad name, Marty molest buffalo and play with pee-pee".
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« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2003, 10:20:00 PM »
One time Marty dropped some acid and starting seeing Buffalo on his walls and started masterbating & yelling out "I see Buffalo!!! I see Buffalo!!!!!"
The next day Marty said he had a real good trip.
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« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2003, 05:15:00 PM »
Where the hell was this guy from to have such an obsession with buffalo? Did they kick him off the reservation for fornicating with the buffalo? That's what I heard. I picture him going to "international waters" (did anyone see that Simpson episode with someone marrying a cow?) and marrying a buffalo, and then they will live together happily ever after and have mutant children that are half buffalo and half human.
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« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2004, 07:11:00 AM »
Had a great laugh reading all the posts in this thread.

Marty's Indian name was "Kicking Bird", he claimed to be a "Holy Man" in his tribe. Later I found out he ripped the name and position off of a movie.
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« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2004, 07:12:00 AM »
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"Marty shamed himself and his tribe when he was a teenager.He was caught sodomizing a buffalo during a hunt and was kicked out of the tribe.He then rebelled by abducting children and holding them sexual captive in his tee-pee."



LMAO
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« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2004, 10:53:00 AM »
hee hee
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« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2004, 01:43:00 PM »
PHOTOSHOP TIME. whos got a picture of Marty (in your wallet, you sick...)? this could be funny
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« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2004, 01:45:00 PM »
Isn't there one on the elan site
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« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2004, 01:53:00 PM »
to the elan-website-mobile... thanks mang
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« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2004, 01:58:00 PM »
...and hes back. ok, no picture of marty, someone direct me towrds it, and a bison too.

hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-ya
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« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2004, 02:20:00 PM »
My bad,he's on a video link over there
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