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« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2004, 02:24:00 PM »
try the phuck_elan site
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« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2004, 02:37:00 PM »
where is this website? and whos the ASSHOLE who made it before me?!?! seriously, i need a URL
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« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2004, 02:40:00 PM »
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/phuck_elan

you gotta crop marty away from the rest of the crowd.
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« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2004, 06:33:00 PM »
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On 2003-10-12 06:34:00, Nazi wrote:

"Marty used to take Horse manure and paint his face with it and use it as war paint.Not only did he love the smell of horse shit but he loved the fact that flies would circle around him and stay with him.It made him feel important and feel like a somebody in life.



it is said that still to this day marty will take some form of fecal matter and paint his face with it.The flies are his friends and keep him company.Marty has no real friends in life outside of work, he is labled as a pediphile and no one likes him."


LMAO
Me Marty Kruglik, me so smear horse manure all over me so face.

Me so love smell and the flies that accompany me throughout my day.

Me so catch flies and put in jar, me so shall keep them as faithful pets.

Me so dance around fire with jar of flies and chant....

Hi yuh yuh yuh hi yuh yuh hi yuh I am a dirty Indian

Hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh me so love fecal matter.
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« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2004, 09:27:00 PM »
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On 2003-08-30 06:07:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Marty performs Indian war dances with rubber dicks.He sticks 2 rubber dicks up his ass and puts 1 in his mouth.He then dances around a fire with feathers in his lice infested hair butt naked making all these strange Mongoloid Indian noises.



He usually performs these lewd acts before going on a rape hunt.Once this ritual is over he then seeks out little boys to have sex with.It is to be said that Marty frequents the South Portland grammer schools and day care centers for his rape hunts.



A bullet to the brain could stop all these rape hunts and Maines children would live in a better safer enviroment."


This is so fucking funny, I am rolling on the floor "For real"
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« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2004, 09:30:00 PM »
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On 2003-09-03 19:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"That tent didnt last too long thanks to Marc Rosenberg and Clare Woodman.Marc frequented the tent to get high on several occassions and Clare would perform sex acts for "Johns" that paged her.Sharon eventially found out about it but couldn't prove it so she ordered the tent to be taken down and discontinue Marty's Indian ceremony's.

Who knows, Marty could've been raping students in there after hours.That fire was light 24/7 and was fed all night by night people who use to gather around it for coffee and chat.

Though to my knowledge used condoms were found near the tent site discharged somewhere on the forest line not far from the tent site.



I think another reason it was shut down was because the fire department fined elan for having an open fire without a permit."



Way too funny, Anonymous who are you if you still come here? Your stories and cracking me up!
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« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2004, 09:38:00 PM »
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On 2003-10-05 07:58:00, Nazi wrote:

"When Marty was born it was custom in his tribe on every 5th generation baby born, the baby be immediatly shoved up an asshole upon birth.it is said that doing so would rid off any future polops that could form in an asshole.

Well Marty was born a 5th generation baby and was shoved deep up inside an asshole upon birth.

Whether or not the theory worked to rid off dangerous polops worked still remains a mystery.



I beleive legend has it that Marty was shoved up every asshole  that was in his tribe, somewhere around 35 not including all the horses assholes which would add up to about 30 horses.see this is why Marty's head is shaped like it fits in an asshole.



On Marty's 13th birthday it was customed for him to eat Buffalo turds, Marty did so so and did sure enjoy it."

LOL Marty ate Buffalo turds.

Me so hungry, me so have a craving for Buffalo turds. LOL LOL

Me head hurts from all those assholes I was forced to explore.
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« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2004, 09:41:00 PM »
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On 2003-10-14 20:07:00, Jeffery Gottdick? wrote:

"Before Marty shoves his head up a Buffalo's asshole he plays YMCA by the Village People and strips in front of the dead Buffalo.At that point he starts his head shoving in the ass ritual.



Sometimes when Marty pulls hhis head out he is able to collect Buffalo turds in his mouth,If his mouth is full of Buffalo turds he spits it in the air and tries to catch most of the turds in his mouth again.

I never really understood why he would spit the turds out and try catching them again.I always thought it would be in his best interest to swallow the turds he collects when he acquires them in the Buffalo's asshole.



I guess he wants to show everyone the turds he has mouthed inside the ass.It's a sense of acomplishment for him.
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That was a great read. By the way Jeffery Gottdick, that is one hell of a funny name.

Gottlieb certainly was a dick to everyone that came through the doors of Elan.
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« Reply #68 on: July 20, 2004, 06:08:00 AM »
I witnessed Marty praying Indian style numerous times when I was there. He had these feather he would put in his hair and make this weird noises.

He claimed he was praying to some GOD I forgot the name.HE was very proud of his Indian heritage and very active in it's traditions.
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« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2004, 06:20:00 AM »
He´s jewish you idiot....I remember during passover the big kitchen didn´t supply food for the Jewish students and Marty made them get some...if you´re gonna make comments please make them factual.
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« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2004, 07:22:00 AM »
Well he sure was Indian during my time, whether or not he converted over reamins a mystery. He made it clear about his Heritage as he discussed it many timesa in groups and in house meetings.
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« Reply #71 on: July 22, 2004, 06:56:00 AM »
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On 2004-07-21 03:20:00, BearsFan4Life wrote:

"He´s jewish you idiot....I remember during passover the big kitchen didn´t supply food for the Jewish students and Marty made them get some...if you´re gonna make comments please make them factual."


One of those Football queers amongst us. Tell me something Mr. Bears fan, so you make those retarded grunts as those other wimpy football fans do on tv?
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« Reply #72 on: July 22, 2004, 08:35:00 AM »
I´m actually a Giants fan.  Though the Bear is my college mascot.
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« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2004, 09:09:00 AM »
and btw...who said I´m a man?
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« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2004, 05:55:00 AM »
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On 2004-07-22 06:09:00, BearsFan4Life wrote:

"and btw...who said I´m a man?"


Thank you, enough said.
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