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« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2005, 11:20:00 AM »
I wish I was as cool as you.
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« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2005, 11:43:00 AM »
I know. Instead of being a total tool, you should be a suave mother fucker like myself. Maybe then you'd get some pussy!
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« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2005, 11:48:00 AM »
Hint #346: Spending all your time talking anonymous shit on fornits means you don't get pussy
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« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2005, 12:03:00 PM »
No, it just means I have a shitty job with nothing to do...But I get pussy whenever I want: I have a girlfriend!
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« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2005, 12:21:00 PM »
Hint #347: Anyone can get a girlfriend. You'd only impress me if she was hot, and it's obvious that she's not.
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« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2005, 12:36:00 PM »
How is that obvious?
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« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2005, 12:37:00 PM »
If she were ugly, which she isn't, ugly pussy is still better that fudge packing, the endavor you participate in daily.
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« Reply #127 on: November 30, 2005, 01:57:00 PM »
It's obvious she's either butt ugly or doesn't exist just because of the way you talk about her. If you were getting laid, you wouldn't have to be on here bragging about it and trying to convince us you get laid. It's just a simple rule of thumb. Anyone who tries to impress upon others that they get laid gets little ass. If they do it to strangers online, they definitely get no ass. Simple as that.
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« Reply #128 on: November 30, 2005, 02:49:00 PM »
Jesus, you're a fucking tool. Look at the logic you use. Can you prove anything? NO! Can I prove anything? NO! So what the fuck is the point?! Eat a fat dick!
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« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2005, 04:00:00 PM »
I can prove you're a fuckin' loser. Your own testimony sealed that one right up.

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"No, it just means I have a shitty job with nothing to do...But I get pussy whenever I want: I have a girlfriend! "
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« Reply #130 on: November 30, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
And by the way, since you were probably having trouble understanding that last post...

tes·ti·mo·ny

1. A declaration by a witness under oath, as that given before a court or deliberative body.
         
2. All such declarations, spoken or written, offered in a legal case or deliberative hearing.
   
3. Evidence in support of a fact or assertion; proof.
   
4. A public declaration regarding a religious experience.
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« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2005, 04:21:00 PM »
Keep going, you're doing so well. The thing is: While it might be a shitty job and I might not have anything to do...I get paid up the ASS! So fuck off!
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« Reply #132 on: November 30, 2005, 04:23:00 PM »
COM3 ON GUYS111!1111 LOL S2P INSULTNG AACH OTH3R111!!1 OMG LOL THEYRE RILLY IS NO NED FOR AL OF TAHT!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL CANT W3 AL B FREINDS!!!!! WTF SO ONE OF U SAYS U HAEV A GIRLFREIND AND TEH OTHER DOES NOT1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SO WUT!!11! CANT W3 AGRE 2 DISAGRE1!!!!1! LOL IF NOT THIS WORLD IS GONG DOWN DA TUBS FAST11!!11! WTF LOL
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« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2005, 04:29:00 PM »
Hahaha you get paid up the ass? I believe the correct terminology is "paid OUT the ass". Or maybe you really do get it in the ass as a paycheck.

You can fantasize all you want about bitches and money, because it's very clear now that you get neither. Paid up the ass haha.
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« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2005, 05:44:00 PM »
Ha! I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
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