This time, Joe had had enough. He walked into the living room carrying boxing gloves, a headguard and a mouthpiece. "Marty, put these on," he demanded. At this moment, Marty literally wet his shotdown shorts. "Me suh go in ring?" he gulped.
"Yes, you suh go in the fucking ring, you smelly fucking chicken scalper," Joe replied.
"Me can scalp and pass gas on opponent?" Marty asked.
"No, just punch," Joe said.
"Me suh fight buffalo?" Marty asked.
"No, you fight other students," Joe said. "Come on, time to go."
Marty was led into the dining room where the students cheered his opponent. Joe called out: "In this corner, weighing 102 pounds soaking wet and smelly as hell, Marty Tonto Big Chief Buffalo Fucker Kruglik!!"
"How," Marty said. "BOO... FUCK YOU!" the students replied.
"And in this corner, weighing in at 270 pounds, BIG BLACK OTIS!" "YAY!!!"
"Ding," Joe said and the fight started. Otis started pounding the crap out of Marty with his gloves, when all of a sudden Marty dropped to his knees and unzipped Otis's pants. "What the fuck???..." Otis said.
"Me suh trained by chief to do this when tatanka, moose and elk attack," Marty said, who then began sucking Otis's big black cock in front of the entire house. "Ooooh yeah, bitch," Otis said. "You better stop that hi-yuh hi-yuh shit when I'm around."
"STOP STOP!!!" Joe screamed, waiving his arms. Throwing Marty and Otis up in front of the house, he quickly GMed them both and called it a day. The rest of the day was spent in sensitivity static groups for individuals traumatized by the site of Marty performing Mongoloid Indian oral ritual on Otis.
Otis and Marty were put on a ban and forbidden to look at each other, but Marty remained Otis's bitch anyway for the rest of his stay. As you can see, Marty had a lot of guilt. But Joe promoted Marty anyway and eventually Marty started moving up the dichotomy. And Lord knows what happens when you give Marty Kruglik authority...
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