I have on numerous occasions helped Marty Kruglik rear out jammed dildos from his buttocks.
Marty likes to gamble on oversized dildos and push his asshole to the limit.
I cannot stress anymore to Mr. Kruglik on the dangerous consquences that can emerge from his continous fetish that he has acquired. But I can continue to offer my help as a friend and past lover to yank out these deviant butt toys from his buttocks.
Marty if you are listening, please ease up on the over sized Dildos. Your asshole was designed to discharge fecal matter, not take in rubber dicks as you so call put it.