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I heard this one REALLY bothers Virgil.......
« on: June 13, 2005, 12:01:00 PM »
So I posted it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you're reading this one, too, Shithead!  Goddamn, but I HATE Virgil!

 Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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I heard this one REALLY bothers Virgil.......
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 12:59:00 PM »
"red flag touches"   :nworthy:
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 10:35:00 AM »
Your goddamned RIGHT this sort of vile slander bothers me!!! It would bother anyone, you piece of shit!!!  :flame:
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I heard this one REALLY bothers Virgil.......
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2005, 01:47:00 PM »
"I heard this one REALLY bothers Virgil......."

So, let's bump it up to the top again.
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2005, 03:43:00 PM »
I wonder if it bothers him on Monday as much as it does on Sunday.
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I heard this one REALLY bothers Virgil.......
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
You'll burn in hell for this...
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2005, 10:29:00 AM »
Surely he doesn't care as much on Tuesdays?
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2005, 11:25:00 AM »
You bastards!!!!! :flame:
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2005, 11:09:00 AM »
Wednesday is "hump" day. Virgil should like that...
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2005, 12:33:00 PM »
I sure hope so
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2005, 10:24:00 AM »
We let him off yesterday, so maybe twice today.....
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