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Offline The Elan Reporter

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« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2005, 09:35:00 AM »
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« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2005, 04:31:00 PM »
:rofl:

Fuckin' great!
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« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2005, 08:48:00 AM »
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« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2005, 10:58:00 AM »
Me suh sell T-Shirts online soon, T-shirt say I.M.R. 4-LIFE.
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« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2005, 09:36:00 AM »
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« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2005, 10:34:00 PM »
Oh my god, you are sooo boring. It was kinda funny the first time, mildly funny the second time. But c'mon man...day in and day out now...hundreds of times? The same jokes over and over and over? Do you have some kind of disorder or something? Can you seriously not think of ANYTHING else to say? or any other way to spend your time. Man get I life. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for you. I mean yeah Marty was fucked up, the type of fucked up that, yeah , we all remember. So make a few rude jokes, that's fine, then move on. But to come to this site day after day and obsess over this man to the point where you are making up these in depth fantasy type stories that go on and on like novels?? Now that's a little fuckin weird dude. I mean does anyone else here agree with me or are you guys all just really fucking wacked out? You are taking a decent portion of your day and devoting it to Marty. You sir, are a weirdo.And all of the Elan reporter's little groupie's , seriously need to check your heads. Or maybe just go find a fucking life.
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« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2005, 12:50:00 PM »
All these stories are fuckin hysterical! Bravo, Bravo, Encore Encore! Can't wait for the next story.
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« Reply #67 on: August 12, 2005, 02:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #68 on: August 12, 2005, 03:07:00 PM »
This is like listening to a comedian tell jokes; except story-funny, and we're all in on it. A non-elan fool would not know what to make of this, and would post a reaction like that. I find it funny. If you don't like it; why even come here, and post about it? I never got that.
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« Reply #69 on: August 12, 2005, 08:27:00 PM »
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"Oh my god, you are sooo boring. It was kinda funny the first time, mildly funny the second time. But c'mon man...day in and day out now...hundreds of times? The same jokes over and over and over? Do you have some kind of disorder or something? Can you seriously not think of ANYTHING else to say? or any other way to spend your time. Man get I life. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for you. I mean yeah Marty was fucked up, the type of fucked up that, yeah , we all remember. So make a few rude jokes, that's fine, then move on. But to come to this site day after day and obsess over this man to the point where you are making up these in depth fantasy type stories that go on and on like novels?? Now that's a little fuckin weird dude. I mean does anyone else here agree with me or are you guys all just really fucking wacked out? You are taking a decent portion of your day and devoting it to Marty. You sir, are a weirdo.And all of the Elan reporter's little groupie's , seriously need to check your heads. Or maybe just go find a fucking life."


Fuck off. I like reading this stuff, and I'm not even from Elan.  No one's forcing you to read this, and it doesn't cost you a damn thing.   I think the Reporter is the best thing on Fornits since IDreamofNewtonsBurning was posting on the Straight forum.  The Reporter and his Assistant are great. Leave them alone.
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« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2005, 08:37:00 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: August 12, 2005, 09:12:00 PM »
You are quite welcome, Reporter!   Any new installments of the Chief Kruglick saga on the way tonight?
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« Reply #72 on: August 12, 2005, 09:14:00 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: August 12, 2005, 09:15:00 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Nice!! Thanks!!
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« Reply #74 on: August 12, 2005, 09:21:00 PM »
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