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« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2005, 07:45:00 PM »
I never heard Marty say Hiya when I was at elan. Did he really use to say this or do you guys just think its funny to pretend he said it. I was there in 91
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« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2005, 03:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2005, 03:15:00 PM »
Damn!!! :rofl:  You guys rock!!  The keep getting better!  When's the Assistant gonna finish the story about how Chief KrugLICK went to Elan?

Anxiously waiting :rofl:
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« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2005, 03:53:00 PM »
I still want a copy of "the Way of the Kruglik" to complete my library of homo Native American New Age buffalo sodomizing vision quest literature.
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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2005, 12:02:00 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2005, 04:01:00 PM »
This really lowers my respect for the Justice System as whole...  :flame:
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« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2005, 04:56:00 PM »
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On 2005-07-29 09:02:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"July 29, 2005



Kruglik is set free after Judge reviews case.



Marty Kruglik who was arrested 48 hours ago for holding 5 children captive and molesting at a desolated campground , was set free after Judge Lewis Inbreed declared Police had no warrant or permission to enter Indian reservations.



Kruglik who was seen from a helicopter touring company had 5 small young children tied to totom poles and was molesting them.



Me suh is innocent said Kruglik as he walked out of the courthouse. Me suh lives on Indian reservation and police cannot arrest me.



Kruglik who does legally live on in Indian Mongoloid reservation is not governed by regular poilce departments, however The Mongoloid Indian reservation where Kruglik lives is governed under Indian Mongoloid reservation Justice.



Chief Stands with a dildo is an authoritive figure on the Indian Mongoloid reservation where Kruglik resides and told us that he would review the case under Indian Mongoloid law. He told us if Kruglik is found in doing any wrong doing then he could lose his Buffalo molesting priveleges for an entire month.



The parents of the captive children where furious on the outcome of Judge Lewis Inbreeds verdict and plan on appealing the case. Mary Crouchrot parent of one of the captive children told us that Kruglik is a very sick man and needs to be locked up.



As Kruglik left the courtroom today, chants came from Kruglik in celebration of him being found innocent. Hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh me suh a free man, hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh me suh is untouchable.



Kruglik is scheduled to face the Indian Mongoliod justice system later this week to see if he was in the wrong for holding those children captive.[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-07-29 09:03 ]"


I am DYING laughing!
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« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2005, 08:31:00 AM »
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On 2005-07-29 13:01:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"This really lowers my respect for the Justice System as whole...  :flame: "


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Oh Pink, your one liners is what adds humor to this site. Keep em coming...
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« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2005, 08:49:00 AM »
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« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2005, 04:52:00 PM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:
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« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2005, 09:26:00 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2005, 12:53:00 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2005, 02:08:00 PM »
Can't wait to see what happens next...  Marty starts working part-time at a hardware store in the shovel department??
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« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2005, 09:23:00 AM »
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