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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2005, 08:46:00 PM »
Hilarious?

Uhhm, how about stupid?
Or lame?
Or fucking pathetic?

The jackoff thinking this shit up and putting it into print has the fucking sense of humor of a goat, and the literary ability of a retarded 4th grader.

booooor-ing.

Hey Elan reporter, give it up douche-bag, you suck.
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2005, 08:50:00 PM »
Goat?
Now dats funny right thayer. I doan cay who y'are
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2005, 09:51:00 AM »
stupid,stale,baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2005, 03:45:00 PM »
I've probably had my share of run-ins with the guy who calls himself The Elan Reporter, but I think his "articles" are pretty funny.  I guess it's a matter of taste.  If you like South Park, you'll like The Elan Reporter.
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2005, 03:57:00 PM »
Dude,you are so gay.
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2005, 04:07:00 PM »
Sure, that's right, I'm gay.  I'm also horny.  Be careful, I might come on to you.  You know how those gay people are.   :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2005, 04:12:00 PM »
no I don't know what you mean,but you should admit it to yourself and get "real"
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2005, 04:24:00 PM »
I'm not avoiding anything.  I have no problem with gay people.  I support gay marriage and don't think it's a "disorder."  If I were gay, I would have ZERO problem admitting it.

Maybe one day, I'll wake up and be magically gay, but it hasn't happened yet.  Sorry.

Maybe you had a conversation with me about this stuff in Elan.  But I have some news for you.  A lot of the stuff I talked about in Elan was totally fake.  I lied about a lot in my past in Elan to try to make myself sound worse than I was.

Regardless, you seem to have known me very well in Elan and I would welcome a message from you to discuss this further.  If nothing else, you could settle the score with an old nemesis.  

 

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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2005, 05:09:00 PM »
Wow,you lied about your past in Elan.To make yourself look like you had "real" problems. I wonder if Skakel did the same thing.If you think the Elan reporter is funny(like south park)then I misjudged your intelligence. That garbage is just bad toilet humor. I'm embarrassed for you both. It's minds like his that create sister fuc*er threads. You should be able to figure that out.
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« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2005, 05:36:00 PM »
I think Skakel did lie about stuff in Elan.  I don't think he killed her either, but that's irrelevant.  I think a lot of us told a lot of lies in Elan.  We were immature and fucked up kids.   We are adults today and that crap is in the past.

As for the humor, what I find funny, you might not.  That's OK, to each his/her own.  I happen to have a very twisted sense of humor and laugh at stuff other people might not find funny.

Yes, I know what creates those nasty threads.  But as fellow posters and people who went through hell at Elan, we need to share at least a basic level of respect for each other.  You are here and you went to Elan.  You have a right to be here, therefore I will respect and not degrade you.  All I ask is that you extend me the same courtesy.

Thanks,
Pete
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« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2005, 10:25:00 AM »
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On 2005-07-14 12:45:00, Pete wrote:

"I've probably had my share of run-ins with the guy who calls himself The Elan Reporter, but I think his "articles" are pretty funny.  I guess it's a matter of taste.  If you like South Park, you'll like The Elan Reporter."


TY Pete, but dont feed into this troll who goes by the name of Michael. He is just a lonely liquor stock boy who has no friends and no good humor over at his elan message board. Not to metion, he is friends with Marty and continues to kiss Martys ass long after his departure from Elan.

bottom line here is, Mike is out numbered, there are 4 of us going back n forth with the Marty stories and are enjoying ourselfs. So we must be doing something right.


Pete I look forward to your next article. I am still at the putting together stage.
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« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2005, 10:33:00 AM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:07 ]
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fArt Warshitsky sucks dicks!!!

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« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2005, 08:23:00 AM »
Hi yuh yuh thearpy is a very effective tool in which I as a Doctor of medicine support.
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am A Elan psychiatrist and Marty Kruglik\'s gay lover

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« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2005, 12:29:00 PM »
Hi YUh YUh TheRaPy   Wow wHat arE you gUys sMokiN
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« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2005, 04:57:00 PM »
Where can I buy a copy of "The Way of the Kruglick"?  I am interested in homosexual Native American New Age spiritual vision quests, and I want a teepee full of rubber dicks.  I will trade you ten kilos of fresh buffalo dung for a copy.
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