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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2005, 05:04:00 AM »
Some of the best investigative reporting done about Elan to date.

Kudos to you, Elan Reporter! :tup:
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
Please keep us updated! The public needs to know about this. :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2005, 02:50:00 AM »
hi-yuh hi-yuh....
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2005, 12:22:00 AM »
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What do you do with that rubber dick Marty? Me suh comb hair with it and say 8 hi yuh yuh's before going to bed. You comb your dick with a rubber dick Marty? yes , this is the way of the Kruglik.

:rofl: :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2005, 10:11:00 AM »
Investigative reporting at its finest!
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2005, 10:16:00 AM »
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fArt Warshitsky sucks dicks!!!

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2005, 08:01:00 PM »
bumpy rubber dick
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2005, 12:51:00 PM »
haha..
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2005, 12:59:00 PM »
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fArt Warshitsky sucks dicks!!!

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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2005, 06:59:00 PM »
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On 2005-07-06 09:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"July 4th 2005



Fireworks explode in Chief Krugliks tee-pee.



Marty Kruglik a derrranged Indian child molester and Senior Director at Elan School had gotten himself in Big trouble with the Poland Springs Fire department this past hoilday.



Kruglik who had a  huge stock pile of illegal fireworks accidentially set them off in his tee-pee while smoking a peace pipe. Me suh smoked peace pipe laced with pot with Marc Rosenberg, oh oh, is me suh aloowed to say I smoked pot?



Anyway the pipe ignited the fireworks and the fire dept. was called in and it took them several hours to get the blaze under control.



Kruglik has been charged with possession of illegal fireworks and smoking pot within a 1000 feet of school property. If convicted he could face prison time and a $2500.00 fine. Rosenberg whop also was at the scence fled before police and fire rescue arrived and will not be charged with any crime.
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I am the other naked person that was seen with Marty near the school. I am a gay elan psychiatrist that likes to play dildo games with Marty.

Marty and I actaully had special dildos made with our names on it. We share them on occassions, but Marty likes to call his dildo's rubber dicks.

MARTY ALSO has a collection of rubber fecal matter. He chews on it while watching old reruns of Bonaza on tv land.
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am A Elan psychiatrist and Marty Kruglik\'s gay lover

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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2005, 09:14:00 AM »
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fArt Warshitsky sucks dicks!!!

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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2005, 12:33:00 PM »
stale,idiot
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2005, 02:06:00 PM »
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On 2005-07-13 09:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"stale,idiot"


Go fuck yourself Michael.
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2005, 02:32:00 PM »
Punk bitch>you
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2005, 02:35:00 PM »
This stuff is hilarious!  I compare it to the stuff on the Straight board about Miller Newton, it's that damn good.  I hope "Chief" Kruglick reads this stuff.
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